Burping the Orphan

The act of male masturbation.

Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Kick An Orphan

Kicking an orphan is a past time that dates back to ancient Mesopotamia where people would take a baby that no one wanted and kick it. The sport was invented when one intelligent, wealthy man by the name of Dick Trump said "Let us kick this baby, what will it do, tell its parents" and the sport was born! Now, though outlawed in countries like Canada, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Estonia, China, Italy, as well as France, Germany, Cuba, Ireland, and a few other middle eastern countries, Kicking the orphan is a very fun sport for the whole family, or lack their of.

Hey Jhon, lets go play an honest game of Kick An Orphan!

by a person i think May 6, 2020

Orphan

Somebody Bruce Wayne adopts

“Are you an orphan?”
“yes”
“Alfred get the adoption papers”

by deeznutsupyourmum September 9, 2021

Orphan Tears

An alcoholic beverage, usually liquor, containing large amounts of crushed up Ecstasy tablets.

Felix: Hey bro what do you want to do tonight?
Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.

by Conwaytwitty May 12, 2011

knuckle children orphanage

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.

Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.

by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006

Harris Academy Orpington

The failed gentrification of the priory school which remains as useless your nan's knitted condom. Filled to the brim with 12 year old scum who leave the school with more hymens popped than they are able to count. The teachers are still elderly dickfaces who terrorize kids and try to help you solve problems that they made exist.

Lisa: "Harris Academy Orpington? Wow dat sounds proppa posh for a place like dis shithole mah G."
JJ: "nah fam dat's just the priory school innit bruv madting"

by Carlo'sTeeth April 27, 2017

Orphelia

A busty, blonde, motherly creature of wanton desires and loose tongue. Eternally pregnant and sporadically horny, this Midlands beauty is a lover of the colour orange, strained tea, JellyBattle, wicker baskets, whale beaters, Otis Redding, Seamus Heaney, maternity and Scottish accents.

Self-deprecating, feisty, and a good judge of pornography, the world doesn't have enough Orphelia.

I had a long, hard wank this morning. I thought of Orphelia.

by Flash Harry October 9, 2008