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Kicking an orphan is a past time that dates back to ancient Mesopotamia where people would take a baby that no one wanted and kick it. The sport was invented when one intelligent, wealthy man by the name of Dick Trump said "Let us kick this baby, what will it do, tell its parents" and the sport was born! Now, though outlawed in countries like Canada, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Estonia, China, Italy, as well as France, Germany, Cuba, Ireland, and a few other middle eastern countries, Kicking the orphan is a very fun sport for the whole family, or lack their of.
Hey Jhon, lets go play an honest game of Kick An Orphan!
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by a person i think May 06, 2020
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