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Intiverse Optisnuggle

A nicer, less derogatory term to describe the commonly underrated action of 'spooning'.The Intiverse Optisnuggle (I.O) is a compacted version of: intimate, converse, convex/concave, reverse, optimum, optimistic, opium and snuggle. Derived from these 8 words, the Intiverse Optisnuggle thoroughly encompasses all aspects, literal, structural and physiological associated with spooning.

Intimate: Describes the personal connection established with the closeness and safety of the Intiverse Optisnuggle.
Converse: Alludes to the contrast between the positioning of the I.O and the generic hug.
Convex/Concave: Highlights the structure of the I.O.: two 'C's together forming the 'S' shape made by both the upper and lower body
Reverse: When one party is 'reversed' against the other/s.
Optimum: The ultimate type of hug.
Optimistic: The positive vibes released from the I.O.
Opium: The surreal feeling induced by the I.O.
Snuggle:an affectionate breed of 'hug'.

Note: This term is able to be manipulated to accomodate for the number of participants involved in the spooning.
ie) 3= Triverse Optisnuggle
4= Quatriverse Optisnuggle
5= Quinverse Optisnuggle
8= Octiverse Optisnuggle
9= Nonaverse Optisnuggle
10= Decaverse Optisnuggle
11= Universe Optisnuggle (derived from the italian
word for eleven, undici)
11+= Universe Optisnuggle (here the word 'universe'
is used more literally to indicate the infinite number of participants, otherwise known as a 'spooning orgy')

Note: Beyond 2 participants, the prefix 'inti' is appropriately lost to signify the loss of intimacy. When the snuggle is not intimate, and used more as a source of pleasure, the term 'Pleasurverse Optisnuggle' can be appropriately applied to reinforce the absence of intimacy.

Note: For those singles bitterly disappointed at the lack of terminology for a one person Intiverse Optisnuggle, ALAS! The 'Pintiverse Optisnuggle' (intimacy with a pillow)
Intiverse Optisnuggle

Person 1:"Would you care to partake in some Intiverse Optisnuggling with me or are you content to continue Pintiversely Optisnuggling?"

Person 2:"I was more in the more in the mood for a Universe Optisnuggle"

Person 1:"I dig"
by a&e July 15, 2006
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Blind Optism

When you hope in vain and you know it and thats the worst part. You know that what you are hoping for won't happen and yet you keep at it. It's like Cuddy waiting for Dr.House to change but deep inside she knows he won't.
Cuddy: House, I am scared that I'll die, everyone is telling me that you won't visit me but I know you will, I have faith in you.
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at the hospital*
People: Told you so
Cuddy: No, you're wrong, he'll come around someday
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at hospital yet she keeps on waiting*
People: I admire your optimism Cuddy, but you know its blind optism, don't you?
by Amandinha Bynes August 22, 2011
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Opticon

The song that got me into the band Orgy.
The drum part is from a Billy Squier song, and it's just really awesomely done. I love it.
The first time I heard it I thought Jay Gordon was saying "this is no octagon" instead of "message from opticon". hee.
"Message from Opticon
Blast from the fashion bomb
So helpless
Guess what, you're out of time"
by licia February 3, 2005
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Optical Fibre

Often misspelled as Optical Fiber.

1. A thin, transparent and flexible fibre, made of glass or plastic; used for transmitting light.
1. Optical fibres are widely used in fibre-optic communications, which permits transmission over longer distances, and at higher bandwidths (data rates) than other forms of communication.

2. Optical fibres are also better than your standard conventional metal wires, because signals travel along them with less loss, and are also immune to electromagnetic interference.
by Joey Shimdt November 12, 2013
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human optical illusions

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.
Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010
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optical illusion

Something to look up when you're reaalllly reallllly fucked up.
Seriously. Try it. It looks so fucking awesome.
Dude #1: Dude. This thing looks like it's spinning
Dude #2: Dude. It fucking is
Me : No, it's just some circles... what a gay optical illusion
Me : Wait, pass the joint
by ARESx July 26, 2007
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optical rectitis

n. A shitty outlook on life. Derived from optical, refering to sight or vision; and rectum, refering to the orifice from where shit is delivered to the outside world.
Decision makers at all levels (governmental, corporate, bosses, parents, etc.) must have Optical Rectitis since they seem to make some really bad decisions more often than not. The symptoms are everywhere - too much government, failed corporations, discredited government officials and executives, corporate bailouts, public dishonesty, abuse of power, superficial strategies, and failed initiatives.
by UrbanAg December 26, 2009
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