lawn potatoes

Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.

Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.

by angrybitch1970 October 3, 2009

lawn biscuits

(Noun,Plural) Defecation left by any mammalian creature, typically a canine, on a neighborhood lawn. Said droppings then become a gratifying snack to any unsupervised animal on the prowl for a freebie.

Johnny Shatt, unprepared as usual, allowed his Labrador to take a mean shit on the apartment lawn. Five minutes later, the neighborhood stray Chihuahua made a meal of said lawn biscuits. Yummy.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

lawn sausage

Dog droppings/turds found on your lawn.

My neighbor's dog dropped off some lawn sausage this morning.

by rottendickhertz August 28, 2009

Lawn Rock

A genre consisting of R&B, Blues, and Light Rock. Bands in this genre tend to consist of people in their 30's or 40's, usually with 5-8 members. They often play free concerts that are put on by a city council, and take place on a large lawn (hence the name, "lawn" rock). Families with small children often attend these concerts, bringing along coolers full of wine, cheese and crackers. The parents will often get their kids on the stage to "dance", or their will be a dancing area directly in front of the stage. Occasionally, a Lawn Rock band will put out an album, which is often bought by people in their 30's or 40's.

There's a free concert down at City Park tonight, wanna go?
Nah, its probably some Lawn Rock band.

by karmaguitarma July 14, 2010

emo lawn

n. A section or plot of grass that requires no maintenance.

Guy1: I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Guy2: An emo lawn would def give us more time to spend on REAL grass.

by Robbie_27 May 30, 2006

lawn sausage

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.

Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

a lawn sprinkler

A term for somebody who cries easily, and a lot.

It doesn't take much for him to burst into tears. I liken him to "a lawn sprinkler"...if you know what I mean. Very sensitive.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 12, 2021