Definitions by rottendickhertz

smagma 

The crust formed around ones dickhead when he is un-circumsized and un-clean. "Uncircumsized Dick Crud"

"The smagma on my dick wont come off its so dirty."

smagma by rottendickhertz August 28, 2009

lawn sausage 

Dog droppings/turds found on your lawn.

My neighbor's dog dropped off some lawn sausage this morning.

lawn sausage by rottendickhertz August 28, 2009