Eastside O where niggaz scrape all up and down the block and aint scare to pul a trigga on a nigga yarrrrrrrasaid
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by yeeee July 18, 2006
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by unit8 November 15, 2003
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The worst police department, EVER!!! They don't do shit about the heavy crime in Oakland. It takes forever for them to show up after you report a crime. 69% of all the homicides in Oakland are never solved. They sit around and do nothing whatsoever, but they still collect overtime pay just for working a late night homicide. They're known for police brutality and the "Oakland Riders" incident. Look it up so you know what I'm talking about. As I type this up someone is probably getting shot or shot at and the O.P.D. are doing nothing.
Cop 1: Well he is most definitely dead...
Cop 2: We should harass innocent people and the community to try and get someone to tell us who did it.
Cop 1: I honestly don't care. I mean, we make about $98,000 a year. We shouldn't even try. The case might not get solved anyway.
And this is why Oakland Police Department ain't shit...
Cop 2: We should harass innocent people and the community to try and get someone to tell us who did it.
Cop 1: I honestly don't care. I mean, we make about $98,000 a year. We shouldn't even try. The case might not get solved anyway.
And this is why Oakland Police Department ain't shit...
by It'sslimmmm November 21, 2013
Get the Oakland Police Depart mug.A virtual suburban waste land filled with wealthy and arrogant baby boomer fucktards who think they're located in the land of Oz and really hate anything that remotely resembles true urbanism. The dictator is L. Brooks Paterson, whose only mission is to destroy the city of Detroit and rob it of any prosperity.
by 4578768234 November 22, 2009
Get the Oakland County mug.1) Principal city of the East Bay Area.
2) The repository for San Francisco's social problems. Oakland exists to make San Francisco look pretty.
3) City that's free to get into when you cross the Bay Bridge, but you have to pay to leave it, to get into San Francisco.
4) City with a bad reputation but which is gentrifying due to shockingly high prices in The City.
5) Next to Portland, Oregon, the Lesbian capital of the Western US
2) The repository for San Francisco's social problems. Oakland exists to make San Francisco look pretty.
3) City that's free to get into when you cross the Bay Bridge, but you have to pay to leave it, to get into San Francisco.
4) City with a bad reputation but which is gentrifying due to shockingly high prices in The City.
5) Next to Portland, Oregon, the Lesbian capital of the Western US
Woman: Mary is from Oakland.
Man: Is she a lesbian?
Woman: No.
Man: Is she black?
Woman: No.
Man: Then she can't be from Oakland.
Man: Is she a lesbian?
Woman: No.
Man: Is she black?
Woman: No.
Man: Then she can't be from Oakland.
by Bertha Venation April 25, 2007
Get the Oakland mug.A county in southeast Michigan that is supposedly the second richest county in America, and is reknowned for being overly snobby and preppy.
I can almost sympathize with this definition, that is, if it was entirely true, as I live in the NOT so preppy part, a.k.a the nearly shitty ghetto area thats on the edge of East Detroit.
Other than the MAJOR demographic differences of the county (closer you get to Detroit, the population of Caucasians decreases) and economics (the closer you get to Detroit, the shittier the environment gets), everything about the sex and drugs is pretty much the same.
I can almost sympathize with this definition, that is, if it was entirely true, as I live in the NOT so preppy part, a.k.a the nearly shitty ghetto area thats on the edge of East Detroit.
Other than the MAJOR demographic differences of the county (closer you get to Detroit, the population of Caucasians decreases) and economics (the closer you get to Detroit, the shittier the environment gets), everything about the sex and drugs is pretty much the same.
Take it from someone who lives in one of the crappier areas of Oakland County: it not what it's all cracked up to be. No pun intended.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008
Get the oakland county mug.A city in the East San Francisco Bay Area. It has gorgeous weather, exceptionally high crime and can't seem to keep its sports teams. The Warriors left back to San Francisco after a 47 year run in Oakland. The Raiders, although forever associated with the bay area, got fed up with Oakland's shit and they left for Las Vegas, were the benefits and fan base were more enticing. They built a nice stadium (the rideshare thing is dumb, because not everyone wants to take Uber or Lyft to a football game or music concert) right next to the strip. So, you get football (or a concert), gambling, casinos, restaurants, buffets and all other sorts of things. Oakland dropped the ball (pun intended). Their only team left is the Oakland A's, and even they are considering leaving for Las Vegas since Oakland can't or won't build a new stadium. The city is also rife with homelessness, since the cost of living in the San Francisco Bay area is disgustingly high. Under the over passes of Interstate 880, one can find entire homeless cities.
by GG Allin August 16, 2021
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