Intestinal Obligation

A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"

I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care

by Daqkua April 14, 2016

Familial obligations

Are conditional and must (necessarily) be reciprocal.

Hym "Familial obligations are must be both conditional and reciprocal. If you're going to allow me to be unfairly maligned (say if your sister or mother turned on you after all the sex trafficking) and you're not going to make a vested effort in my advancement in the world; can I even really call you 'family?' So no. You're outside of the 'family box.' You can step back in whenever you want."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

oblige

Someone who must to their job, for example: doctors are obliged by law to keep patients alive while there is a chance of recovery

Assasin/killer: So I said to the Baker, your not dead, you're a faker. But If that's your wish I'll oblige.

by Swedishmario October 12, 2017

Ethical Obligation

I don't know it wouldn't be hard to say that your CONFLATING "criticism" with the thing you're ACTUALLY DOING.

Hym "You're a licensed professional and, therefore, have an ethical obligation to (either) do or not do certain things. You're freedom of speech does not give you the right to use speech as a mechanism to commit and/or participate in crime. This is something that a man who believes that 'the only TRUE consent is marriage' should understand. What you're doing is like feinting interest in your daughter and then banging her out without committing (which is exactly whats I WILL do in the future) OR lying and pretending to be Hym to get women (which probably works because I'm very erotic but STILL TECHNICALLY FRAUD). But where is the trial video. You said you would post a trial video and I have yet to see a trial video. That was a lie. You lied blatantly. You YELLED the lie. You said 'YOU THINK I WON'T POST IT!?' And I said 'Yes. Especially if it names me.' And then that's what happened. The thing I said. What you fail to understand is that MY thing didn't count. Your thing DOES count."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Medulla Obligated

When one feels as if they have to do something, meanwhile they don't, and the idea rests in their mind until a solution is chosen.

Derived from the word Medulla Oblongata

Your Consciousness: You need to do the homework soon
You: I think I'll go to stephanie's party, and then I'll do it...

-You're at the party and you can't enjoy anything because you feel Medulla Obligated to do the homework

by wordtoshad September 5, 2011

obligate introvert

Someone who "opts out" of plenty potential social situations, regardless of whether they do want to participate or not—opts out not by their own will, but because they "have to" because of unchangeable or similar circumstances.

Susie is an obligate introvert; instead of following a proper public school education, due to a myriad of sensible reasons, she learns shit at home using Acellus, Wikipedia, her parents' biased political opinions, reality shows, and homeschool textbooks. The downside or "opportunity cost" of this is that she is unable to make friends face-to-face at school. She instead meets them mostly on the internet...

by SomeoneSomewhere21 October 15, 2019

Obligated turd

Xd_reevey on playstation

Why have you put a hotel on Mayfair you obligated turd

by BigFatty6432 December 6, 2023