oLo
oLo by sad all the time May 17, 2021
Olo
OLO
Code word for a straight married music teacher having a sexual with FEMALE student in her class! The fuck? Now I understand even less about what going on in the world (and I'm part of a nation wide gangstalking operation in which my favorite YouTubers are active participants)
Hym "Do you see this OLO shit!?"
Iam "See what I'm saying about teachers though?
Hym "That's why I prefer professors. They write the material they teach. They aren't molesters."
Iam "Hey, OLO looks like a person. Check it. OLO
👄
See?"
Hym "Ha! You're a fucking idiot. But seriously. That Monk shit is really pissing me off. How the fuck is Doug quoting something I said, verbatim, when I said it in a room with only one person? I get the UD posts. That's fine. But that shit isn't ME, Jordan. I'm not doing that shit to myself, am I? That's the fucking problem here. Not my unwillingness wipe the fucking beard hairs off my sink. Ok? See my problem?"
Iam "I thought it was kind of funny... I mean look ________________
OLO / FEED ME BRAINS! /
👄 <________________/
See? It's funny right?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! Stop it! This isn't funny! You're annoying! We have a serious problem here!"
Iam "I know..."
Hym "Our life is falling apart and we're a part of an MK ultra-esque conspiracy! This isn't the time for jokes. How do you not see how this could be misused? 'If I wAs ThE oNe In ChArGe It WoUlD bE fInE!' Sounds a lot like communism to me! How about you? No? I was quoting a doctor. Sound familiar!?"
Iam "See what I'm saying about teachers though?
Hym "That's why I prefer professors. They write the material they teach. They aren't molesters."
Iam "Hey, OLO looks like a person. Check it. OLO
👄
See?"
Hym "Ha! You're a fucking idiot. But seriously. That Monk shit is really pissing me off. How the fuck is Doug quoting something I said, verbatim, when I said it in a room with only one person? I get the UD posts. That's fine. But that shit isn't ME, Jordan. I'm not doing that shit to myself, am I? That's the fucking problem here. Not my unwillingness wipe the fucking beard hairs off my sink. Ok? See my problem?"
Iam "I thought it was kind of funny... I mean look ________________
OLO / FEED ME BRAINS! /
👄 <________________/
See? It's funny right?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! Stop it! This isn't funny! You're annoying! We have a serious problem here!"
Iam "I know..."
Hym "Our life is falling apart and we're a part of an MK ultra-esque conspiracy! This isn't the time for jokes. How do you not see how this could be misused? 'If I wAs ThE oNe In ChArGe It WoUlD bE fInE!' Sounds a lot like communism to me! How about you? No? I was quoting a doctor. Sound familiar!?"
olo-olo
saggy. Referred to Male genitals.
OLO (Jessica)
When a waitress named Jessica is required to put together an online togo order
"We have an OLO."
Every other worker walks away because that is Jessicas job
"We have an OLO."
Every other worker walks away because that is Jessicas job
OLO (Jessica) by Sally Sea shell March 31, 2019
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