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Nexted

What one is, when one is a scary, icky person on Chatroulette.
Oh crap, there's yet another penis...He's Nexted.
by inyourbasement June 8, 2010
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Nosted

When you are so fucked up, life as you know it is confusing. Your speech becomes gibberish and simple tasks become unbearable and logically impossible
“He’s proper nosted look at him”

“You haven’t lived if you’ve never been nosted”
by StoneOver October 14, 2017
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nestel

a last name for a person who's ancestors made string
jeffery nestel
by thedinkleberry November 30, 2017
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nessed

aye bro i nessed some bud from my dad i can smoke you out
by Teddis April 22, 2018
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Nasted

It nasted me out when I watched the chicken cook on the stove
by Niki Gee June 9, 2019
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Nutt-Netted

The process in which a human male that has recently finished his coming of age, still finds himself bound to modern internet society and culture. As he watches his peers socialize with potential mates, soon the realization sets in, that his own "coming of age" was encased by a digital webbing spun by the meme driven hive-mind personality that we call internet. With social skills strung up and instructed by online culture, and a frail pool of interests to draw from (mainly consisting of memes or video games, both of which are limited in variety as the victim in most cases will only associate himself with things that are accepted by the vast majority of the internet society.) it becomes quite obvious to him, and even more obvious to the poor souls who wind up the guinea pigs to his mateless revelation, that the victims testicles have undoubtedly become strapped down by the social leash of his secluded upbringing, and that the leash will only let his want to interact go so far. Throughout early life, unknowingly, the Nutt-Netted individual had let his nutts become ensnared by the net of which he trusted to catch his fall time and time again. This is what happens when the internet has netted someones nutts. Only time and years of embarrassment will tell if a victim will be able to untangle himself. Although, in very rare instances, men will take their seemingly permanent virginity and pave the road for conversation, albeit horribly awkward.
Person A: "Poor guy, I wish I could give him some advice, but he only communicates through printed out memes."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."
by Cippster October 18, 2016
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nexted

ex girl to the next girl... she wasnt good enough
yeah zoe got nexted
by `hook October 12, 2003
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