Neocon

A traitor. Neocons believe in forcibly seizing the livelihood of Americans, under threat of abduction and imprisonment by the IRS, and the transfer of said earnings to foreigners, for instance, residents of the fanatically Islamic anti-American terror-state of Iraq—a nation in which more than 85% of the general public supported 9/11.

“Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.” –The Constitution

The Iraqi general public are enemies (and hate Americans so much they want us to die in a fire - polls show more than 85% of Iraqis supported the 9/11 attacks). Giving aid and comfort to enemies constitutes treason as clearly defined by the Constitution. Without exaggeration, neocons, that believe in theft of American livelihoods, and the subsequent spending of said earnings on elections, public services, building schools etc. for our enemies (the Iraqis), are traitors and should be executed as such.

Anyone that supported the Iraq invasion for reasons other than homeland security is a Neocon and an international communist traitor that ought to be dragged out into the street and shot in the head, and dumped far enough out-to-sea that his or her treasonous commie remains don’t wash-up on American shores in any recognizable form.

by frick1 March 29, 2010

Neocon

Another word for neo-Nazi.

Neocons are neo-Nazis in pinstripe suits.

by author December 31, 2006

neocon

A new con introduced when people stop falling for the old con.

Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable!

Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.

Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?

Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.

by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011

neoconservative

Person who practices 1960s hedonism in his/her personal life, but abolishes all the hard parts (social responsibility) of that decade's cause. Normally a chicken hawk, as well. Often uses drugs but wants to spend $37,000/year of taxpayer money to ruin the lives of poorer people who do the same.

If you haven't figured it out, the neocons are in control right now.

by Zeppelin June 28, 2004

neocomm

Literally, "neo-communist". See: Democrat.

Hillary Clinton is a neocomm.

by Karl July 1, 2004

Spooky Newcomb

The creepy guy who always works the late shift at your local Kum and Go. He is usually overweight, wears bottlecap glasses, has a haircut that looks like that of a rebellious monk with highlights, and will often try to engage the customer in feelings talks. It would be safer and more comfortable to buy your late-night gatorade from the crack dealer across the street.

Did you see the way that Spooky Newcomb counted out my change? It gave me the willies

by walkingdictionary11 October 19, 2010

Neocon-nazi-gold

Neocon-nazi-gold refers to money borrowed from China and other big international financial players by Neocon-nazis to fuel a faux economic boom in order to finance the War On Terror in Iraq and Afghanistan. Once doled out to war profiteers, banks, and insurance companies it is notoriously unrecoverable from deep pockets.

You guys are misunderestimating W. Remember that he plans to save us all with his $850 billion Neocon-nazi-gold appropriation to his bestest banker buddies.

by oldParasiteSingle March 31, 2009