we need to talk

1) The preamble to a serious conversation.
2) The preamble to the discussion that is generally followed by the ending of a relationship. See also death.

Bernadine: Howard, we need to talk.
Howard: Oh shit.

by Reverend Chaos January 13, 2004

I Need Healing

The mating call for a rare half human half cyborg creature known as the Genji. The Genji often uses this call when he is at 199/200 health just annoying the Lucio's,Mercy's,Zentyatta's and Ana's he yells it at while not pushing the payload.

Genji:199/200 health
Genji:I need healing
Reaper:We don't even have a healer
Genji:Then switch to one
Reaper:No
Genji:Then i'll just stand here and make our team lose
Reaper:*Switches to Ana*
Ana:Lemme heal you
Genji:*Keeps moving too fast for Ana o heal him*

by dfkjgefhlidas April 4, 2017

Needle Noodle

Male genitalia that is flaccid and skinny resembling a needle as well as floppy like overcooked pasta.

Ben:"Wow did you guys see Chalsens Needle Noodle with the condom still on in Seaside?"
Shea:"Yeah, it looked like a tapeworm"

by KamaCoskey January 3, 2009

needville

a place where drama is started and people are rude.
many self centered folk.
secrets aren't kept here.

joe: heyy-- let's go to needville.
tom: uh, i think i'll pass.

by 101131booyahh August 4, 2008

we need to talk

Some womens way of saying "It's over, see ya later!" or
A way a woman can state indirectly "Honey, you're really fucked if you don't listen to me now."

2) A woman's way of pleading, "Listen to me now or else I'm walking out the door" type statement. The need of complaining when has been "patient" in there mind of not saying something that's been bothering them for so long and finally can't take it anymore.

When women say "We Need To Talk" or a -Guy- could say that even, something serious has happened to his/her mind frame and can't hold it back any longer when they've been holding back from the start.
Or in other words, A -MAJOR- sign of Lack of Good Communication Skills between the couple which has hit a bump and one partner hasn't recognized the signs of it from the beginning that -may- cost the relationship. =S

"Baby, we need to talk. There's alot on my mind I need to say..."

by Xenos September 26, 2003

Bury the needle

Driving an automobile, motorcycle or any other vehicle equipped with a speedometer, and driving at a rate of speed faster than the top speed that the vehicle's speedometer can read. The pointer or "needle" will either dissapear below the gauge or rest on the pin just below the highest increment on the speedometer.

Last week I tried to bury the needle on my Corvette and I succeeded. It has a 160 MPH speedometer, so I know I was going 161 Plus.

by CJames2K September 3, 2011

Needlepoint

Cleanest, high purity, and most sought after crystal of LSD... Thought to only exist in history books these days... But it's still there and the keepers of the light choose wisely who gets to take the journey and who does not... Though few and far between the light still shines brightly and will never we allowed to fully go out by these special protectors(God bless um)

Needlepoint is nothing something you find but more something that finds the right people...

by The Show Fairy November 18, 2015