Needless Markup

Slang for Neiman Marcus, a very expensive department store.

I spent $5 for my t-shirt at Target, but she spent $105 for the same shirt at Needless Markup.

by KChristieH October 10, 2007

Needlespeak

When someone is speaking in a manner that is beyond a normal person's understanding.

I don't get what Jeremy is saying because he insists on using Needlespeak to make me feel stupid.

by ReniadelNile March 11, 2010

needlehairs

Someone whose leg hair resembles an army of porcupines.

Susie: When was the last time needlehairs shaved?

Betsy: What do you think?

by losersquaredthatsme June 28, 2010

Needle Nuts

When it's cold outside or you are in a situation where your nuts shrivel up into one condensed sac. Normally used when chillin with the niggas. Highly embarrassing in certain situations.

Man 1: "Fuck man, it's needle nuts nigga hours."
Man 2: "For real, I can't let my woman see me like this!"

by Grizzly Wintergreen LONG CUT February 16, 2019

needle drop

A bootleg conversion of a vinyl record to CD or CD-R. Usually taken from high quality special release records released in the 80's, that are not now available.

"Have you heard the Beatles White Album MFSL needle drop?. A million times better than the official EMI release."

by Joe Gritz June 21, 2006

needle dick

The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.

Fucking with a needle dick is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode May 25, 2006

Needlenose

A person whose methodical, over-disciplined ways continually irritate neighbors and co-workers by this person insistance of the same attention to detail and order from others. A person who is so consumed by the repetitiveness of his work that he he takes things too seriously and sucks the life out of the laughter and fun around him. A person so detailed, he misses the big picture.

Mr. Doe, a Needlenose, wrote a bullet-pointed list about a bullet pointed list and proceeded to instruct someone to put out a fire by first telling the person to identify the temperature in the room compared to the adjoining room, divided by the height of the flame minus the number of flames...and once identified, with your left hand, grab a bucket, and toss 1,233 scoops of water with a coffee scoop. Proceed to pour onto open flame.

by SevenDeez July 22, 2010