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Mylifeisaverage.com

A website in which people submit 'average' stories. Similar to Fmylife.com, except people on MLIA submit everyday funny things that happen. It gives 'average' a new meaning.
Mylifeisaverage.com story-Today, when hanging up my coat in the closet, I realized that it and the coat next to it were facing each other. I put the sleeves up to make the coats hug. MLIA.
by averagegirl December 27, 2009
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Fuck My Life

A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad (fat mexican who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the 3rd Floor Whores RB, SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.
FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
RB: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: Fuck my life.

SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.
by SwiftRich March 17, 2008
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My Life Is Twilight

A website that is a ripoff version of MLIA and FML. On this website, there are a group of freaks that are insanely obsessed with Twilight. Some of those people need mental help.
by MLIA reader95 April 21, 2010
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my life is twilight

(1) a group of twilight obsessed people who want to post twilight related information anonymously to the world.
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)
god she is such a twihard she has my life is twilight as her home page.
by myhavecokkie January 10, 2010
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Mylie

MYLIE is the hottest girl you will ever meet the kindest most sweet hearted girl ever she is the best girlfriend and will give you compliments all the time she is also pretty good a kissing;)
MYLIE a very cute girl
by PotatoTeo October 10, 2021
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slay my life

Used to express when someone does something or lives in a way that makes your life seem inferior in comparison
Person 1: Hey guys I'm the valedictorian!
Person 2: Wow, I'm not even close to that! Slay my life!
by KristenAndFriends July 4, 2017
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light of my life

someone who lights up your life when your days are dark and you cant see you way without that special someone
in a relationship when the other person is having a bad day and the other persom just light up thier life and becomes the light of my life
by sherika January 11, 2009
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