menopause

the time in life of when to take a pause on men

She noticed they were being jerks, and she realized it was time for menopause.

by PDUB MIA November 9, 2022

menopause

Synonym for 'oh okay' in Northern England.

'I'm going out later tonight to eat with friends'
'Menopause'

by anonymous786x March 5, 2023

Manopause

Male equivalent of menopause. Symptoms include hot flushes, reduced testerone.

I have manopause.

by anonymous March 15, 2023

manopause

Similar to menopause where the male equivalent of a period (leaky asshole) ceases to occur. It is often paired with erectile dysfunction. Men will celebrate by driving around in a corvette with a clean asshole and flaccid penis.

No more maintenance wipes for me, finally hit manopause.

Hey frank, I think I had my last shart but my dick don’t work.
I guess it’s time to throw out all my manpons.

by dikdikachtung September 30, 2023

Momopause

A short, self-declared break taken specifically to satisfy an intense craving for momos. Similar to a “pause,” but exclusively justified by the urgent need to eat dumplings.

I need to take a momopause before starting the next episode.

by izAyeah February 22, 2026

Menopaused

When you have went through menopause.

Woman #1: Why does she seem different now?
Woman #2 I think she got menopaused.

by Unk0wn_Dr0ne March 6, 2025

Memopause

Memory issues such as brain fog and short term memory loss as a symptom directly related to the physiological changes a (middle aged) woman goes through at a time called menopause (cessation of menses).

Middle aged woman: "Since I've been peri-menopausal I've noticed I'm often forgetting basic things like where I left my glasses or where my car is in the shopping centre carpark".
Older middle aged woman: "aah, you're talking about (the) memopause, generally it subsides after menopause".

by Mushiewushie June 6, 2025