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museum feet

Numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. A symptom of Museum Leg Syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. The condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.
"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."
by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014
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MUSE

Quite simply, this three person band from Great Britain produces the best music im sure I will ever hear. Hearing "Thoughts of a Dying Athiest" makes me want to touch myself.
If you like Muse, give yourself a high five!
If you have never heard Muse, go to www.muse.mu where you can hear their music.
If you don't like Muse, then you can go fuck off and die, because you are, no doubt, an ignorant bastard with less appreciation for good music than N*sync fans.
Quinten: *Gives Jake 5 dollars*
Jake: What is this for?
Quinten: Thanks for telling me to listen to Muse. They kick ass!
by JakeSeifert September 5, 2005
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Muse

1) A mythical being (usually female), or force said to inspire artists, musicians and writers.

2) To mull over thoughts.

3) A band from the UK largely considered to be one of the best bands around today, critically acclaimed for their live performances.
1) "This is such a good place to write music, I feel like there is a muse over it."

2) "I was just in the shower, taking some time to muse over my life."

3) "I was just listening to some Muse."
by Muzz February 4, 2010
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mussman

To have a mussman is to have a King and Nine as your hole cards in a game of Texas Hold'em.
Hey guys, i just overbet the pot with a MUSSMAN!
by gumbysgreenwang September 1, 2009
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Muse

Really the only band you need in your life.

Their music will soundtrack and heighten every emotion you've ever experienced, whilst quite literally blowing your mind, reducing you to tears, making your heart burst in sheer rapture and making you want to bow down and worship at the feet of the three virtuosically talented English musicians who created it.

Like drugs, only much better.
Muse = aural sex.
Muse = Better. Than. Sex.
by citizen e October 1, 2005
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Mushmeister

A man who has become far too attached to a woman, and at the end of the relationship acts like a complete wimp and does nothing but winge and moan. Often resorts to ridiculous past-times such as poetry and writing soppy, mushy songs.
Steven is a complete an utter mushmeister (or was at least)
by Secrett December 28, 2005
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Musers

A bunch of people who lip sync their way to fame 😂🙄
me: musers have no talent
by Lynne's August 14, 2016
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