Multiple Profile Disorder

Multiple profile disorder (MPD) is a social networking disorder characterized by having at least one "alter" personality that controls behavior. The "alters" are said to occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function more or less independently of each other.

They may be evident by posts that are not characteristic of the known person and seem widely out of normal character. Some of the posts may be offensive and unfiltered.

The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is spontaneous posts in conjuction with amnesia, which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness.

Multiple Profile Disorder posts may include "Dear bitch who stole my parking space after I drove around and waited 20 minutes: You'll get your Christmas cheer in the form of karma."

by Sweet girl with angst issues December 7, 2010

money multiplier effect

so its all about gettin ridiculous amounts of moolaahh and so when a girl sees that your movin on she tries to make you out to be the bad guy so you turn around and get soooo much $$$$$$$ that your pockets explode

Joe Schmo- "yo my old girlfriend was givin me the business for not talking to her so i pulled out the trusty money multiplier effect"

by [e-mail] January 17, 2011

FaceBook Multiple Personality Disorder

(Abbreviated to FMPD) Someone who portrays themselves on Facebook completely differently to how they actually are/behave in real life.

i.e A quiet introvert in real life, but who frequently comments, makes jokes/banter over Facebook. Polar opposite personalities

"That Tommy has got serious Facebook Multiple Personality Disorder! Quiet as a mouse in real life... yet on FB he's the life and soul of the party..."

by BobajobRob March 14, 2012

multiplayerbater

when a group of gamers sit in a room together and circle jerk (if u dont know wat a circle jerk is is masturbating).....(xbox live only. no psn sorrryy)

i am a multiplayerbater so i messaged my friends over xbox live to come over and multiplayerbate. to mastubate with a group of gamers

by iplaymw2 April 5, 2010

multiple pregnancy

having 2 or more fetuses in your womb

I am having a multiple pregnancy.

by lolilove5sos April 3, 2015

Multiplexcretia

A collective term to describe the cinema Multiplex fast fodder that clogs up the screens with stinking movies that are about as funny as dogs mess on your shoes. (eg. Paul Blart Mall Cop)

My local Odeon has seven screens, mostly showing the latest Multiplexcretia.

by OriginalStyla October 28, 2015

Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.

from: [e-mail]
to: [e-mail]

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013