ear muffs

A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).

Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.

by DustinSchaeffer December 7, 2007

muffasaurus

The codename for the female genitalia

check out that muffasaurus!!!
Whoa! Watch out for that muffasaurus!

by B-NUTT February 17, 2008

dick muffs

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.

Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?

by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004

muffys

The fluffy, foam-like covers on headphones.
(Also spelled as "muffies")

"Aw, my muffy tore."
"These muffys makes my ears itch."

by Cassie Thompson September 1, 2008

muffsniff

To inhale the cooter stink while masturbating

I totally muffsniffed that honey!

by J Weaver May 8, 2008

Muffscuit

the act of eating a girl while she is defecating on the toilet.
The female counterpart of a Blumpkin

Shit water splashed up onto my face while i was giving her a muffscuit last night.

by The Muffscuiteer December 14, 2009

muffocate

1.Suffocation due to oral sex on a woman.
2.Death by suffocation as a direct result of intense orgasm during oral sex on a woman.

Anita should wash her snatch more often. She has muffocated her last six boyfriends.

by Sirlaffalot May 27, 2013