Muffscuit 

the act of eating a girl while she is defecating on the toilet.
The female counterpart of a Blumpkin

Shit water splashed up onto my face while i was giving her a muffscuit last night.

Muffscuit by The Muffscuiteer December 14, 2009

Mufscuit 

A cross between a muffin and a biscuit. It is in the shape of a mufscuit with all the buttery flaky goodness of a mufscuit, and tastes like a mufscuit fresh out of the oven. Sometimes eaten with butter and optional poppy seeds.

This mufscuit tastes just like a mufscuit. Best thing I've eaten all year.

Mufscuit by Mufscuit June 6, 2020

Muffsquatch

When a woman goes with out shaving so long you'd swear sasquatch lived on her lap.

Man 1- "Yo dude I went to go down on Annie but she had a total Muffsquatch so I got the hell outa dodge."

Man 2- "Ha, gross."

Muffsquatch by sweenz May 7, 2011

muffshitter

A person who derives pleasure from defecating onto (or possibly into) a woman's private parts.

I wouldn't go home with him dear, word is he's a muffshitter.

muffshitter by timtyler August 18, 2006

Muffscuffle

An argument between two people of the female gender which escalates into a fight. These arguments are particularly nasty and may end in hair pulling, gouging, scratching and screaming incoherent words.

"Wow, those two freaky bitches are really having a muffscuffle."

Muffscuffle by Demunster May 19, 2013

mufscuit 

a cross between a muffin and a buscuit. Almost like a buscuit dressed to look like a muffin in a muffin paper shell with the muffin top apperance, but has the texture and feel more like a buscuit.

when you try and make muffins real healthy by adding bran, wheat, oats or other grain type ingredients, you may be creating a mufscuit by accident. This could be good or bad.

mufscuit by LCtrainer December 15, 2009