Made famous by Panera Bread, muffies are made of only the top portion of a muffin, which is always the tastier part.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.
by greenlotus94 July 6, 2011
Get the Muffies mug.when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.
fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."
muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"
buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."
muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"
buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"
by robyn cason January 21, 2008
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by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009
Get the muffie mug.When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.
by 0neWay November 19, 2013
Get the mooge muffins mug.Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012
Get the The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes mug.A person who is tiny or has a tiny body, but has a big head and/or fluffy,spikey or crazy hairdo. They resemble a muffin, because muffins have a tiny bottom part with a huge fluffy top part, just with alot more stuff on them than a muffin. may be used as a degrading term for a short or tiny person.
person A: LOL THAT PERSONS HEAD IS DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS BODY! WHAT A MUFFINSTUFF
person B: HAHAH YEAH! HIS HEAD IS TOO BIG AND HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY! LIKE A MUFFINSTUFF
person C: HEY YOU! CAN I CALL YOU MUFFINSTUFF??
person D: AWW, POOR LITTLE MUFFINSTUFF CANT REACH THE TOP SHELF?
person B: HAHAH YEAH! HIS HEAD IS TOO BIG AND HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY! LIKE A MUFFINSTUFF
person C: HEY YOU! CAN I CALL YOU MUFFINSTUFF??
person D: AWW, POOR LITTLE MUFFINSTUFF CANT REACH THE TOP SHELF?
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