mozzarella dick

When you cut up mozzarella sticks and wrap them around your dick so a girl will blow you.

Guy 1: "Man I tried so hard to get head from that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Just make a mozzarella dick, that always works."

by Cheeeeeeseeee February 26, 2017

Cursed Mozzarella Stick

When you take a shit in a deep fryer and serve it to your friends with Marinara sauce.

Friend 1: Now it's time for the appetizer, Cursed Mozzarella Sticks!
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.

by stiltmaster September 13, 2022

Mozarella Man

Also known as the “CHEESE MAN”, if your a mozarella man, you get all the hoes and they’re usually the funniest person in their friend group. #Cheese

Kyle:
Mozarella Man: Cheese
Kyle: Cheese

by Mozarella Man May 9, 2019

Mozzarella Stick

The process when a male solidifies a large amount of semen right after sex. When it is ready, he forms it into a rod shape using his hand, then deep fries it and/or breads it. He then force feeds it to his sexual partner.

Dude, I just mozzarella sticked my girlfriend last night. I got so horny.

My boyfriend just mozzarella sticked me last night. He really knows how to cook.

by Not a Pidgeon April 25, 2013

Big Mozzarella

Large ugly fat wobbling female who can only ever hope to be a squasher

She is so fat and ugly she is like a lump of Big Mozzarella

by François Boursin May 20, 2009

Mozarella

Basically, this popular cheese rhymes with 'what so ever'.

"I'm having no fun mozarella"
"What?"
"Shut Up"

by DJ PJ March 9, 2008

mozzarella

It is used in conversations and seeks to point out to the other listener something really pleasant, attractive or noteworthy.

The word was first introduced in puerto rico in the year 2008 and has become a regular expresion all troughout the island. It has recently become a popular expresion in sex related situations were the taker asks for the "mozzarela".

"oh papi gimme some more mozzarella"

"hey man that new porshe is the mozarella"

anita: "wow julio those new shoes are great"

julio: "yeah! i just saw them and tought: mozzarella!"

by parnazo April 19, 2009