monatophobia

The fear of dying alone

Im scared that people won'tattend my funeral when i die, i have severe monatophobia

by Kaktyz September 14, 2017

Mondoing

The same thing as bros icing bros, but with MONDOS. Mondo is the white person equivalent of kool aid jammers and can be found at the dollar store in packs of 6 for only one dollar. You must present the Mondo in a creative manner so that the victim finds it and chugs it on one knee while you yell obscenities at them. If you have Mondo's on you, you may use them as defense. The greatest defense known to date is five. The person who drank them all nearly threw up.

(Corey doesn't know he's part of a Mondoing scheme)

Nick: "Yo Corey come check out this new cd i got, it's in my trunk!"

Corey: "Sick, what cd is it!?"

(Everyone jumps in) "Ahhh you just got MONDO'D, get on your knee and chug it you pussy!"

by mondobike August 25, 2010

Mondo Duke

When your shit is bigger and more explosive than you thought causing you to flood and overflow the bathroom than you are in making it look like it’s from so sort of horror movie.

“Dude I took a Mondo Duke!”
“Crap, lets get out of here!”

by Nibbachin July 11, 2018

Monaco

Monaco is a constitutional monarchy and city-state in Western Europe located along the French Riviera between the Mediterranean Sea and France. Monaco is the most densely populated country in the world and the world's second-smallest independent country, with a population of just 32,410 and an area of 1.95 square kilometers (481.9 acres). It has more millionaires per capita than any other country in the world. It is the smallest French-speaking country in the world.

I'm going to Monaco this summer to break the bank at Monte Carlo.

by 3456436 December 10, 2006

mojado

Mexican-American slur for "wetback" or illegal immigrant

Look at the pinche mojado trying to look bad.

by Dennis January 10, 2005

Jared Monaco

The Maine's sick guitar player, that can learn basically any song you give him. Known as the band's personal ginger and describes himself as "red." Loves Sour Patch kids and makes peanut butter and Jelly Sandwiches with a spoon.

Did you see the red head on stage tonight?

Yeah that's the guitar player Jared Monaco!

by Shandeoconnor March 18, 2010

Mondo Thug

The highest level of 'gangsta' one can attain. Most only dream of reaching this point and even fewer actually do. Also an underground association of killers that will eat your face. Real OG's

"You heard about Mondo Thugs?"
"Dude, you aren't supposed to talk about Mondo Thugs!"
Mondo Thugs will straight merk your ass over some stupid shit.

by Erf Bizzo February 4, 2006