momasaurus

over protective, yet micro-managing mother who uses guilt to try and make you change your mind

Everytime I try to explain to my momasaurus my future plans she gets upset and then tries to discuss how if I do it a different way my life would be easier.

by ooober goober March 25, 2010

swamp momma

A sweaty over-weight toothless woman who frequents bars late at night to prey on young unsuspecting drunk men, generally wanting to do sexual favors in return for closing time drinks. Usually behind the dumpster.

That lady is a real swamp momma, she tried to suck my dick for one last beer before closing time

by Caped hero August 17, 2017

pretty momma

(sexually) A beautiful woman

Pretty momma gonna lay me down.

by gertiegumdrop January 16, 2018

Mocha Momma

A woman of color who possess the qualities of a good cup of mocha: chocolate and caffeine. An erudite hottie who happens to be a mother and is full of energy. Someone who his deliciously sexy.

That Mocha Momma is at Starbucks so much that she is the same complexion as her drink. But she don't give none of those men her phone number, cuz she IS somebody's momma and wife.

by Kelly Wickham July 25, 2008

snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude

my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude

by littlejimmie August 4, 2019

yo momma

A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.

Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

momdatory

Like mandatory but with a lot more nagging

dude, is science fair even required this year?
no, man it's momdatory

by DestinedForWordOftheDay January 27, 2008