Molestovers

Like Sloppy Seconds, except non-consensual.

Priest 1: I'm done in here. You can have my molestovers.

*zip*

Priest 2: Thanks, dude.

*Brofive*

by cloudface October 14, 2012

molestimate

Do estimate how many one has molested.

The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.

by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred

Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

by Massive molester March 18, 2020

molesterbation

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?

by czainsaw July 16, 2008

child molester

The second sickest fucker on any planet in any universe. Second only to a sicko who kills his victim.
A future death wish recipient (at least should be).
A psychopath that has no right existing

Max: "Isn't that new neighbour of yours that guy that was in the news who just got out after serving 2 months for diddling 20 kids; you know, that child molester!"
Scott: - loading a gun - "Yea, he got that nice vacation thanks to the child molester judge!" - shoots neighbours balls and cock off.
Max: "What the fuck...what are you doing guy!"
Scott: "Enforcing justice....guy!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

child molester

One who enjoys supple young boys. Usually found at playgrounds or the ballpit at your local chuckie cheese's Basically someone who fucks children in the bum bum

Look! Sally its Peter the ass fucking child molester!

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

bloody mousetrap

When you're going down on your girl during her period only to discover the bloody string dangling from her tampon.

Joe still remembers the horror of going down on his girlfriend for the first time, only to discover a bloody mousetrap! He's now gay.

by Rob Load November 24, 2007