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Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.
It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."
by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009
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Mopologist

A person who mops the floor. Specializing in mopping floors. Most likely a title given to you at work which informs you that you now have to mop floors on top of all the other duties you do. You can be a doctor or a secretary or any other position that doesn't require you to clean rooms etc...but you have a boss who's a tight ass and decides revise your job description and adds mopping floors. So guess what?!? You are now a mopologist, board certified too!
Starting 8/21/17 all secretaries will now start to mop and clean all rooms but please prioritize and do not neglect the phones and other clerical duties. You will have the title mopologist added to your badge, but your pay will not increase
by Pinché Cindy August 4, 2017
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mopopping

Moping around while mopping up your broken hopes and dreams. Typically occurs after being rejected from your favorite college or after a breakup. Pronounced mo-pope-ing.
I'be been mopopping all day after Harvard rejected me.

Jack has been using mopopping for weeks after Stacy broke his heart -- even Tinder and ice cream won't cheer him up.
by RhaegalT August 9, 2017
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Fortnite monopoly

Monopoly trying it's hardest to appeal to fortnite kids but accidentally turning innocent children into virgins
I bought Fortnite monopoly and turned into an eternal virgin
by hnyaw hoi June 5, 2019
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The Law of Pokemon Monopoly

When re-purchasing Pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.
Player 1: Hey, I just bought Vileplume for 200P.
Player 2: How much you want for it?
Player 1: 600P.
Player 2: You, sir, have yourself a deal!
Player 1: The Law of Pokemon Monopoly strikes again.
by Kiadote12 October 9, 2011
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King of Monopoly

Nolan DeLuca is the king of Monopoly!
by Deluca76 June 13, 2018
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sex monopoly

If all roommates of one residence have sex with the same person.
(In a four person house)

"If you three already had sex with her, then I just completed the sex monopoly last night."
by Azans September 3, 2006
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