A play to run on girls to get the business.
1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......
a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.
give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......
a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.
give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
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Calling someone Mister or Mr in text or convo is a way of flirting or showing flirtation towards them in a playful way.
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Get the mister rogers mug.Possibly the most badass but also fucked up character in the Fallout universe. He tells your character to blow up the town of Megaton for a large sum of bottlecaps. He is a very evil man but does wear a finely tailored suit and a fitting hat.
Also he has his own house in Megaton but prefers to hang in his pad at Tenpenny Tower.
Also he has his own house in Megaton but prefers to hang in his pad at Tenpenny Tower.
Mister Burke tempted me with a large sum of caps to blow up Megaton but I respectfully declined, and proceeded to shoot his head off with a hunting rifle and taking his fine clothes to wear for myself.
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Get the Mister Burke mug.A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.
*smoking weed alone in basement:
hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe
*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high
hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe
*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high
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