mister rogers is my pimp
by futuramafan March 8, 2008
The greatest, most kindhearted television man that ever lived, unfortunately dissed way too many times by Jimmy Kimmel on "Unnecessary Censorship"
Mister Rogers on UC: "I wonder if you ever think about some of the things you can do now that you couldn't do when you were younger. Can you **** yourself now?"
by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006
One of the most awesome people ever to grace television in the history of the medium.
Presbyterian minister who married his college sweetheart for 50 years.
Presbyterian minister who married his college sweetheart for 50 years.
by sdf January 24, 2005
A badass Ex. Navy Seal who had 54 confirmed kills in Vietnam and wore long sleeves to cover up the tatts he got while with the Seals. He could disarm and kill in a heartbeat. When he got back to civilian life the government gave him a cover so no one could find out who he really was, the cover was "Mister Rogers Neighborhood."
by ddat2011 September 3, 2011
A lot of people don't know why Mister Rogers always wore cardigan sweaters. His mother made some of the first ones for him that he wore on TV. The reason that he wore long sleeves and sweaters all the time was to cover up his Marine Corps tattoos. He was a Marine sniper par excellence during the Korean War, and racked up many decorations for his outstanding valor. This is all true, it's public record, so if you don't believe me, look it up.
It's a good thing Mister Rogers is so nice - otherwise, he'd pick your sorry ass off at over 1000 meters...By the way, Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo) was also a Marine hero, in WWII on Guadacanal.
by BigBrownBear January 6, 2010
What to say to someone who just gave unsolicited, condescending "life advice"- especially when it's of the type Mister Rogers or some other preschool kid's show host loved to dole out.
A: Listen hun, if you're gonna make an open post on a huge forum, and can't take people putting out different opinions from your own, make it on your own personal journal.
Don't start deleting posts just because you can't deal with someone disagreeing with you. That's life.
B: Thank you, Misterr Rogers.
X:You shouldn't be watching violent movies or playing violent video games- it's bad for you!
Y: Thank you, Mister Rogers.
Don't start deleting posts just because you can't deal with someone disagreeing with you. That's life.
B: Thank you, Misterr Rogers.
X:You shouldn't be watching violent movies or playing violent video games- it's bad for you!
Y: Thank you, Mister Rogers.
by dlctfllflwr86 March 27, 2010