Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The greatest, most kindhearted television man that ever lived, unfortunately dissed way too many times by Jimmy Kimmel on "Unnecessary Censorship"
Mister Rogers on UC: "I wonder if you ever think about some of the things you can do now that you couldn't do when you were younger. Can you **** yourself now?"
by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006
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One of the most awesome people ever to grace television in the history of the medium.

Presbyterian minister who married his college sweetheart for 50 years.
Mister Rogers is a true gentleman. The realization of class.
by sdf January 24, 2005
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A badass Ex. Navy Seal who had 54 confirmed kills in Vietnam and wore long sleeves to cover up the tatts he got while with the Seals. He could disarm and kill in a heartbeat. When he got back to civilian life the government gave him a cover so no one could find out who he really was, the cover was "Mister Rogers Neighborhood."
Mister Rogers could kick Chuck Norris and Rambos ass at the same time!
by ddat2011 September 03, 2011
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A lot of people don't know why Mister Rogers always wore cardigan sweaters. His mother made some of the first ones for him that he wore on TV. The reason that he wore long sleeves and sweaters all the time was to cover up his Marine Corps tattoos. He was a Marine sniper par excellence during the Korean War, and racked up many decorations for his outstanding valor. This is all true, it's public record, so if you don't believe me, look it up.
It's a good thing Mister Rogers is so nice - otherwise, he'd pick your sorry ass off at over 1000 meters...By the way, Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo) was also a Marine hero, in WWII on Guadacanal.
by BigBrownBear January 06, 2010
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