Mithzan

Setting your hair on fire and getting so mad you jet cum all up the wall then lick it up while receiving the biggest blackest dick.

bro i was so horny last night i had my pall come round and give me the mithzan.

by terrry woowow January 17, 2020

mitwa

A mitwa is someone who tends to fall sick a lot. A mitwa will make plans to hang out with you, bring your hopes up, then crush them by cancelling on you because he/she has fallen sick. Mitwas tend to be very pale Russian men that closely resemble vampires because of their lifestyle. They love to cheat in chess and have a hobby of stealing people's tiles. Beware of a mitwa!!

*Jesse on the phone with her bf Greg*
Jesse: Heyy Greg wana hang out sometime I haven't seen you in a while?
Greg: Yeah sure wana meet tomorrow?
Jesse: YESS! see you!

5 hours later....

*Greg calls Jesse*
Greg: Hey Jesse can't make it tomorrow I just came down with the flu and a severe case of flaming dragon breath. Sorry.
Jesse: GOSH GREG I HATE YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A MITWA!!

After years of this abuse, Jesse moves to another state and lives in a polygamous marriage with her 5 goats and 1 sheep

by amazonwoman89 November 8, 2010

mishwan

Slang for 'mission'

Defines any task or journey etc

"Dude, I hope your mishwan back home wasn't too bad..."

"Man... my homework tonight was such a mishwan!"

by Sam Coleman November 8, 2008

Mithrandir

NOT a god wordMith/word

God is not a Mithrandir

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

mithanjali

'Offering of love' in Bengali

My wedding gift to you is my Mithanjali

by mramesh October 15, 2013

minhwan

It describes coward losers who talk too much.

Ed - whats up dude. I just played yo gi oh. It was so fantastic,I would remember it forever. And I took... blah blah...

Tom - what a minhwan! Go fuck yourself.

by domimimid December 11, 2016

Mithgalian

The ideology of being perfect in every way possible, most commonly addressed to young, athletic, successful, and tall males.

That boy is a guaranteed Mithgalian if he keeps his gym progress up.

by XkunkkaX February 3, 2017