misterbating

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

by raujero December 7, 2016

Mister Bunnycorn

An adult male seen around town wearing a Bunnycorn hat.

That hipster was all Gucci in his Mister Bunnycorn hat.

by Shougo December 15, 2022

americano-misto

An americano is just espresso shots with hot water, and misto simply refers to steamed milk. The drink is made up of equal parts of each, and at Starbucks topped with foam.

My favourite espresso based beverage is an Americano-Misto.

by baristagirl February 10, 2015

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Character of T.S. Eliot's poem: Mr. Mistoffelees

You ought to know Mr. Mistoffelees!
The Original Conjuring Cat--
(There can be no doubt about that).
Please listen to me and don't scoff. All his
Inventions are off his own bat.
There's no such Cat in the metropolis;
He holds all the patent monopolies
For performing suprising illusions
And creating eccentric confusions.
At prestidigitation
And at legerdemain
He'll defy examination
And deceive you again.
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn.
Presto!
Away we go!
And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

He is quiet and small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail;
He can creep through the tiniest crack,
He can walk on the narrowest rail.
He can pick any card from a pack,
He is equally cunning with dice;
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice.
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish-paste;
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced--
You have seen it one moment, and then it is gawn!
But you'll find it next week lying out on the lawn.

And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

His manner is vague and aloof,
You would think there was nobody shyer--
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire.
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof--
(At least we all heard that somebody purred)
Which is incontestable proof
Of his singular magical powers:
And I have known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours,
While he was asleep in the hall.
And not long ago this phenomenal Cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!
And we all said: OH!
Well I never!
Did you ever
Know a Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

by Mainiac June 12, 2005

Mister_Ultra

A Roblox user, who plays Steam and is on Discord sometimes.
He meditates, and potentially has Multiple Personality Disorder.
He also likes SCP related crud.

Mister_Ultra is a Roblox user.
Is Mister_Ultra a male or a female?
Mister_Ultra isn't Dr.Bright.

by Unusually_Insane March 4, 2019

Mistee

Mistee is your basic british chav who owns the latest apple products, louis vitton etc. She requests a cup of tea on a daily basis. She is very posh. She likes to flex. She’s also very smart so remember to copy of her in exams. Your welcome.

Mistee: OMG guys I’m getting the iPhone 12 when it comes out. Im also getting more Gucci

by Georgiaaa.xixoxo August 10, 2020

Mister Rogers

One of the most awesome people ever to grace television in the history of the medium.

Presbyterian minister who married his college sweetheart for 50 years.

Mister Rogers is a true gentleman. The realization of class.

by sdf January 24, 2005