misillusioned

After much experience with rejection, frustration, disappointment, and betrayal one may achieve this enlightened perspective.
No longer shall this one be as gullible in being fooled by deceptions (smoke and mirrors; promises and lies) as the brain is thereon conditioned to "miss' the illusion.

"Now that I'm sufficiently MISILLUSIONED I hopefully won't get fooled again."
"Sadly, however, the down side to being MISILLUSIONED is distrust and paranoia."

by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006

misies

Derivative of the word "misses", misies is a plural term to describe females.

Friend: Did you have fun at the party man?

Friend #2: Yeah dude, there were so many misies there.

by Anthony Valentino July 5, 2006

Mishu

Mishu- when your pet is so adorable and cute! You can call your pet mishu misho

“Hi little mishuuuu” -Ana

“Meow” - mishu

by l3reathinn April 2, 2019

Miscunted

When a man is making love to a woman and fails to properly insert his penis into the vagina and either misses entirely or inserts his penis into her rectum.

Can occur when one or both participants are drunk.

Ex. 1
Girl: Yes, put it in! Give it to me!
Guy: God I am so drunk...
Girl: it doesn't matter! GIVE IT TO ME!
Guy: okay, okay.
Girl: *screams* No not there!
Guy: Sorry, totally miscunted.

Ex.2
Guy1: Dude, how'd it go with Mindy?
Guy2: man I totally miscunted
Guy1: really? Did she freak?
Guy2: no way - she loved it!
Guy1: Miscunt for the win!

by A-Miss-Eric-AH October 9, 2009

Misjudged Fart

A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.

Guys we have to leave NOW.

What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.

I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.

by A. Massey October 6, 2020

Misifus

Handsomest cat in the world

Ari: hey look at my cat misifus isnt he handsome
Kapka: I’m going to open mouth kiss that cat

by Tunakap January 7, 2021

misimial

A person who religiously smokes weed in a outdoor environment enjoying the natural structures of daily routine

Fuck that cunts a misimial

by Néso April 11, 2021