A very sad disease that morons get, their PP shrinks to the point where their already 1-inch PP is microscopic
by PP Forest God November 8, 2020
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by PP Forest God November 8, 2020
Get the Micropenisism mug.An extremely small penis. Micropenis is extremely popular in men from Oriental descent (explains the lack of Oriental male porn stars). To be labelled as having a micropenis is the most degrading insult a woman can give a man. Men with a micropenis are usually virgins for life. A micropenis is medically proven to be worthless. Men with a micropenis are usually manic depressives. Most men with a micropenis usually commit suicide - usually after being laughed at for having a teeny-weeny penis. A micropenis is very common amongst steroid using body builders. A micropenis can sometimes be confused for a clitoris.
"I wanted to have sex with him so bad, but his micropenis didn't even penetrate my vaginal lips"
"Anal sex doesn't hurt because my boyfriend has a micropenis"
"Anal sex doesn't hurt because my boyfriend has a micropenis"
by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011
Get the Micropenis mug.less then 3 inches; pathetically miniscule; baby-dick size; buttondick; hardly enough to even seen. laughed at by anyone who can find it. mini-dick.
"I know a guy whose penis is so small he cannot even find it! He has to use tweezers to pull the head out! Everyone laughs at poor peewee and his micropenis!! LOL"
by ricardodelc January 13, 2009
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A particularly insidious deficiency of the male form that typically becomes apparent to its victims during a vulnerable activity of adolescence, as they suddenly realize they don't measure up and are fatally flawed.
They react to the news in many ways. Some may try joinging a band, dying their hair, and getting tattoos and piercings to draw attention away from the nearly empty space beneath their loins. Others may acquire a large lifted truck, a mustang, a challenger, or some other car with a very loud engine so as to drown out the throes of their unending weeping for their lack of penile material.
They react to the news in many ways. Some may try joinging a band, dying their hair, and getting tattoos and piercings to draw attention away from the nearly empty space beneath their loins. Others may acquire a large lifted truck, a mustang, a challenger, or some other car with a very loud engine so as to drown out the throes of their unending weeping for their lack of penile material.
Person 1: "Gee, that guy in the mustang with the forearm tats who just cut us off seemed really cool."
Person 2: "Yea, it's really sad...some people are just born with less, you know?"
Person 1: "But sometimes good things come in small packages."
Person 2: "Sure they do, sure they do..."
Later that night:
Mustang guy, naked: "Ok I'm ready, let's do this"
Girl: "Do what?? There's nothing there to do anything with!!!"
Mustang guy: *micropenis twitches*
Person 2: "Yea, it's really sad...some people are just born with less, you know?"
Person 1: "But sometimes good things come in small packages."
Person 2: "Sure they do, sure they do..."
Later that night:
Mustang guy, naked: "Ok I'm ready, let's do this"
Girl: "Do what?? There's nothing there to do anything with!!!"
Mustang guy: *micropenis twitches*
by cynicalsage00769420 September 25, 2019
Get the Micropenis mug.Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.
by Zee November 4, 2004
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