metric system

1.A communists way of measuring
2.A threat to the U.S.A.

`Stalin:I love the metric system
Jesus:I hate it`

by Czar Choi July 7, 2008

Metric Bitchtit

A unit of measure roughly equivalent to 7.8642 gallons that is consumed in one sitting.

Dude, you drank a metric bitchtit.

by Manifesto Oregano July 8, 2009

Metric Fuckload

When converted to Imperial equals 16.

Can i have a metric fuckload of barbecue sauce?

by Jayfox July 24, 2010

Metric Fucktonne

me-trik fuhk tuhn (Australian)
Noun, Adjective. Often used as hyperbole.

A non-standardized unit of measurement.

"Wow- that's a metric fucktonne of rain through most of coastal Queensland and ALL of NSW!" (Asher, K.)

by Dumpster.Diva January 26, 2013

Metric tensor

A type of tensor that can be used to make modifications to non- Euclidean spaces.

The metric tensor is used in Einstein’s field equation to account for non- zero space curvature.

by LiamG2250 March 31, 2021

metric fuckload

A very large quantity

California has a metric fuckload of faggots.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

Metric Fuckton

A metric fuckton is a unit of measurement so extravagantly big it needed its own name. Origins start as the metric fuckton being 420grams(cubed) or 74088000 grams. Nowadays the term is used to just describe a large amount of something.

Guy 1: How much grass you got?
Guy 2: A metric fuckton; I’ll hook you up.

Teacher: What is a metric fuckton?
Student: 420cubed=74088000 Grams.
Teacher: Very good Jamal.

by xxxGuanGang300xxx October 18, 2017