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meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.
I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
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Blue N-Methyl-Modafinil

Blue N-Methyl-Modafinil is N-Methyl-Modafinil powder or pills which are blue. It's similar to Adrafinil, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Fladrafinil, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil), Hydrafinil (Fluorenol), Wakix, and Sunosi.
Tony: I tried 200mg of N-Methyl-Modafinil and was focusing on my homework and then cleaned and played videogames for 12+ hours. Then I showered, ate, and slept 5 hours and woke up feeling refreshed. Thanks Blue N-Methyl-Modafinil.
by CognitiveFuel August 31, 2023
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Meth Puppy

Is someone that is addicted to methamphetamine. A fucking pathetic bottom dweller who wrecklessly and constantly abuses ice. Most meth puppies have hideous skin, rotten teeth, and are all frighteningly skinny with deteriorated muscle tissue. It isn't difficult to pin point a meth puppy. They are constantly screwing over their family and whatever friends they may have to fuel their pathetic and totally nonmeaningful existence in the world.
It seems like every time I read the god damn newspaper, meth puppies are being busted for attempting to cook up batches of go-go juice in their run down, piece of shit trailer or double wide.

That fucking meth puppy stole my X-Box and took it to the pawn shop.
by CAR RAMROD September 1, 2013
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Meth Baby

The pugs of the human race. They're mom's used meth while pregnant with them resulting in them being underweight, having a baby face for their entire life, and having tons of health issues. Almost all of them are mentally disabled to varying degrees and it's unknown if they live very long.
Lexi is an adult but looks like a toddler because she's a meth baby
by Kanghikes January 3, 2023
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methamphetamists

People who use meth and believe in the ideology and politics of meth.Almost religion like, Methamphetamists believe that everything in the world is related to or influenced by meth. They spend countless hours using, analyzing and talking about the drug and can quote meth recipes like scripture. Methamphetamists are know it alls and can and will tell you everything they can possibly tell you about any thing that might come up in conversation. It may sometimes be hard to get a word in edge wise around the real hard core methamphetamists. They can tell you who has been busted, who is narc and who the leaders of the local drug task forces are and where they live. They have huge illusions of grandeur and often place themselves in tales of drug trade with mexican gangsters and patch wearing bikers even though they haven't left town in 12 years. Methamphetamists absolutly love drama and talk shit constantly about others. These people have an uncanny ability to avoid accountability for their actions and will blame any wrong doings on whatever/whoever they perceive to be at fault. Methamphetamists can reach a level of inner meth spirituality that will make them believe that they are omnipotent in being and will swell up with arrogant pride. some of their favorite activities are; lying, stealing, starting rumors, and going through other people's belongings. They are faithful to their drug and their drug only and are highly motivated to serve their master with fervor. They can be found in drug houses,alleys with dumosters, pool halls, casinos , porn shops,second hand stores and at walmart at 4 A.M.. They are easily recognizable by their quick jerky movements, dialated pupils,fingerless bicycle gloves and the scabs on their faces and arms.They love to carry backpacks full of junk they "find" in their travels and usually ride old ten speed bikes with mirrors,lights and baggage racks. Don't be fooled by a methamphetamists meagher appearance, they believe they have and can use superpowers which makes them dangerous as any religious zealot.
The methamphetamists are holding church down at the old abandoned warehouse this morning at 3:30 AM. This will be a headlamp service with holy communion of glass pipe blowing and ice smoking. Services will be followed by dumpster diving social behind the salvation army. all are invited to attend. Please bring any speed, propane torches, cigar tubes, tools or night vision equipment you might have. Donations are welcome and appreciated.
by Rev. Speedy Geeker January 31, 2009
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methane freebie

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.
Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.
by Sexydimma October 30, 2014
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Big Meth

Someone who is definded as a man, a legend, a Demi-God, or King Cobra
A true cocksman in his own right. Just ask and he'll tell yah. Can get you pregnant from the next county.

Legend has it he once snorted cocaine off a strippers posterior on a marathon chopper ride to St. Louis

Has been known to knock someone out with one punch...EVERY TIME. Feared at Meijer and Walmart.
If you cross his fishing line I hope you brought your swim trunks fella. Respects few...fears none. Turned Tinder into Tender and a Clam Digger extraordinaire.
My Wife and I were having trouble getting pregnant, Big Meth looked at her once and now we're expecting triplets of three different cultures.
by Betamale99 February 8, 2019
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