When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.
Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!
by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 21, 2020
Get the Methane Mouthwash mug.When one has done so much "meth" that all their movements are twitchy and they lose the ability to remain still or quiet. Sometimes chewing on their tongue like someone having an epileptic seizure.
Roxy: Did you see that skitzing bitch on isle ten?
Wallace: Yeah, look like she was 'bout to have a methaleptic seizure.
Wallace: Yeah, look like she was 'bout to have a methaleptic seizure.
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by FireDaddy-D December 12, 2021
Get the methane manwich mug.Brad is normally straight but his substance use from meth causes him to sometime, have intercorse with other men, transexuals, and dead animals. Brad is a methasexual
by Drug Counselor San Diego May 13, 2022
Get the methasexual mug.A methademic is when the drug scene witnesses what tweakers call a drought. E. I. When a drug seize happens at the borders and the weekly load is picked up by the DEA and not it's regular customers.
Dave: "well dang nabbit I'll be damned.. Can't find a $20 of clr anywhere around here."
Naomi: "well that's cause we're in the mist of a methademic. Didn't you hear about the bust that when down at the borders?!"
Naomi: "well that's cause we're in the mist of a methademic. Didn't you hear about the bust that when down at the borders?!"
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