Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007

Slide Missing

The feeling of not remembering certain parts of the previous night, similar to a slide machine missing slides in a slide show. Usually caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.

An example of a Slide Missing:

Frank: Hey man, what happened last night after Sally poured beer all over John?

Jack: No idea man. There are a few slides missing from last night.

by WackyJack December 7, 2010

White Girl Missing

When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.

Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

missing fish

the satisfying, yet annoying drip of pre-cum (or post-cum in this case) that dribbles out the end of your member about an hour after a wank, onto a pair of unsuspecting boxer shorts. results in a mildly uncomfortable, cold, sticky feeling in your pants. Apparently cleans you urethra of any leftover sperm.

fuck man, just got the missing fish from that wank i had an hour ago, and these are clean boxers.

by aldo1987 April 22, 2008

Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad

Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."

by Julzy168 April 4, 2018

megan is missing

A fucked up movie based on true stories where two girls are abducted and tortured on camera.

Megan is missed wasn’t scary until the last 22 minutes.
Megan is missing is a horror film

by Evon November 14, 2020

The Missing Piece

Head from a girl with pink hair is the one thing every man needs in life. If a man gets head from a girl with pink hair, then their life will be accomplished. They will be happy. They will have found....the missing piece.

Dude I just got the missing piece. My life is complete.

by InfaousBfg9000 October 27, 2020