Doesn't matter had sex

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered

The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."

by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012

Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

fecal matter hits the rotary impeller

Nice way of saying "shit hits the fan"

You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.

by Arioch1723 September 7, 2006

uncle matty's

A floral store that once existed on Bald Hill Road in Warwick, Rhode Island in the 1980's and early 1990's. The place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n' easy Warwick girlfriend that you just met in the Warwick or Rhode Island Malls, or for that cute girl at Ann & Hope. Actually had the best selection of plants I'd ever seen! I really miss that place!

I was goin' over to see Dawn and I stopped at Uncle Matty's to buy her sum flowahs!

by Laktaysha October 18, 2003

matter-of-fact

A way of saying something in such a way that emits a sense that you are sure of yourself.

He spoke in a very matter-of-fact tone.

by Matt the genius March 23, 2008

As a matter of fact

It means actually; in fact, in reality, in truth, as it happens, believe it or not, to tell the truth, in actual fact, in point of fact.

-Yes, As a matter of fact , I have started reading my copy of Harry Potter..

-Well, As a matter of fact , I was going to ask your permission to..

by Joud October 17, 2013

matteo

the best person in the entire world Italian god when you see him you want to die cause of his sexyness. He cant be tickled nor pinched he is the best person you will ever meet.

"i saw Matteo and fainted he was so beautiful "

by ufhwadfudhfuij October 11, 2019