mattied

When a person abruptly hangs up on you during a phone conversation without saying "Bye" even though you aren't aware that the conversation is over.

Today I was on the phone with mom and she just hung up when she was finished talking. She didn't even say bye. I guess I got Mattied.

by thor bob December 21, 2013

mathiest

The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.

Stay far away from these heretics.

Issac: I heard that Jamie was a firm mathiest.
Clark: Really? What a damn idiot.

by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018

maatjie

South African slang for a person who you bath with

Zandre is maatjies met Heinrich

by prinspopper September 4, 2022

tyrann mathieu

a SEXY 5'9 starting cornerback for #1 college football team LSU. he goes by nicknames TM7 and of course the HONEY BADGER. One of the best players at LSU. Up for a heisman. Failed a Drug test for smoking weed and got suspended from the Auburn game.

You: Who is Tyrann Mathieu?
Me: Cornerback for LSU, yahh know... the HONEY BADGER
You: why do they call him the honey badger?
Me: because he don't give a shit. He just takes what he wants!

by sks18 October 26, 2011

Mattie

in two words: 'THE SHIT'. Often a pole dancer and as spicy as a jalapeno! loves horses and is one sexy BEAST!!!Also used as a sex term.

I'd tap that girl, twice. She's definatly a Mattie.

I'd Mattie your mom.

by c-8-lin June 21, 2008

Fuckable Matierial

A man/boy who is hot enough to be considered for sex.

Josh HArrnet is so cute, he's deffinatly Fuckable Matierial.

by smashley lauren November 18, 2006

Mathieu

Matthieu is a cute loving guy. He can be an asshole, and can be really selfish, but knows his limits. He is a good and sweet boyfriend, he makes everyone laugh, and is really funny. Girls like this kind of guy, because he is very manly. One other thing about Matthieu's are that they are very good in bed.

Mathieu is the best at everything!

by King243 November 4, 2018