Math

The study of numbers.

Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.

Fuck math
Kid 1: hey man, I've been doing some math!

Kid 2: Fuck math, and fuck you

by Nickodemus Bartholomew September 23, 2008
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Gate Way to hell
Lucifers Son
Satan's MOM

But seriously whom ever came up with it must've been angry at the world..
"Aye i got this idea, lets make this thing called math, have them add numbers together, and as they get older ADD LETTERS, They gon be mad as shit LOL"
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If it was easy, it'd be your sister.
Math is to porn as brain is to dick
by Mac___Carzy September 09, 2010
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whoever invented it should be rotting in hell as we speak. Also the substitute for most common curse words.
This is bullmath! I mathing hate the mothermathers they can all burn in mathing hell ya mathing bitch. Math me I'm all riled up now so math your mathin mather mathing maths.
by Deltron February 13, 2004
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WHY GOD WHY!?!!@!$131#!#!

why did you give us math!?!?#$!$
by BE_PREPARED! September 05, 2007
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A very hard and stressful subject, which our evil teachers make us learn, and if we don't, we're automatically failures to everyone around us.

Everyone knows that the "m" in "math" stands for MURDERING.
Math-Student that failed: SH!t! I FAILED. AGAIN. MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME.

Another math-student that failed: FUCK. I KNOW! SAME HERE.
by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN November 09, 2011
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Shit you learn in school that wastes your time because you will never use it again. Shitty education system, so fucking inefficient.
Teacher in a Trigonometry class: How many of you are math majors?

1 out of 36 students raises his hand. Thanks for wasting everyone else's time.
by dashizwiz July 26, 2010
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