Nasty Mastin

When you pour a liquid into someones vagina and put her legs over your shoulders and drink it out.

I gave Jody Terry a Nasty Mastin last night.

by Scott Junk October 26, 2010

The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo

A musical-comedy-theatrical troupe that lasted through the 70s. The large group of weirdos and whack-jobs was fronted by Richard Elfman. The group appeared on "The Gong Show" in 1976 and won. In 1979, Richard turned the reins over to his younger brother Danny, who shortened the name and created the eight-man rock group Oingo Boingo. In 1980, the Mystic Knights were featured in, and performed the music for, Richard Elfman's "no-budget" musical comedy "Forbidden Zone."
The groups acts usually consisted of sight gags and eccentric costumes. The most notable was a giant dragon suit that appeared on "The Gong Show" and, during one of their shows, sprayed the audience with his fire-extinguisher penis. The group had only one release in the 70s by Penthouse Records (a division of the magazine) and is extremely hard to find; however videos and bootleg performances can be found online.

Appearing tonight on "The Gong Show"... The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo!

by Sylvestro September 17, 2007

english mastiff

A huge fucking dog! That likes to steal your bed and like to cuddle and think they're a lap dog

Big ass dog!! Like huge English mastiff!!!

by Stufflover October 5, 2013

Camp Mystic

A home away from home. Heaven for 4 weeks every year. The best camp in the whole world. GTACM

Girl- I'm so tired of Dallas, I'm going to Camp Mystic

by gtacm July 9, 2011

Mystical

A unique and beautiful girl.
May be different but that's what's makes her special. Very creative and loves art from dancing & singing to drawing & writing. Born to shine. Very nice and loves to help others might be shy at 1st but when she trusts you. Your going to know everything bout her. One thing for sure never say anything to defender a Mystical. Cause you'll never be more scared of anything in your life.

Kat. omg is that a Mystical

Cas. Ya she's my bff
Logan. Idc who's her friend she's gorgeous

by Heartless 365^/ August 22, 2017

Vagi-Matic

Describes the ability of a woman manipulate her vagina in the most pleasurable way. This skill is usually attained by performing Kegel exercises on a regular basis.

"That woman really put the "Vagi-Matic" to me... I couldn't walk for three days."

by Dazona August 11, 2007

Masticating

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012