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masterfasting

Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating.
I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts!
by flacker October 30, 2006
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Masterbutation

mass - tur - byoo - tay - shun

1. n. The act of combining masturbation with mutilation. The word is a combination of the words Masturbate and Mutate, although mutation is not part of the process.
"That guy is so badass. I heard he Masterbutates."

"Holy shit, masterbutation just scares me. Call me a bitch, but I just don't think I could do it."
by supermelon928 December 24, 2007
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Masterus

He's sweet and what makes him sexy is his dark secretive side. He has a lot of patience with people. He has confidence that will over power any situation either through a laugh or the manner he conducts himself. He doesn't talk much but I bet the sexyest thing about him is his dark thoughts he keeps to himself.
Can't stop thinking about Masterus.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019
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manstrous

Used to describe a man with a very large penis.
His cock must have been a foot long. He was positively manstrous!
by tina January 19, 2003
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magerous

mystical in nature, and of an ineffable style, given one's totally baked reference frame at the time.

originally derived from a switch around of the phrase "magical mystery tour" such that "mystical magery tour" is uttered instead.

essentially, one must be in a uniquely high state of mind to arrive at such a turn of words, and therefore using the word 'magerous' connotes a supreme sense of wonder at events as they are beheld/unfolding that signifies the classic slowing of time due to the onset of being quite high.

alternatively, 'magerous' may be an apt descriptor of any such event, person, action, or sequence of events that cannot be immediately comprehended due to its dumbfounding nature.
that party we came across last night while high on the peyote you scored can only be summed up as magerous.
by Barnacle Bill May 9, 2011
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masterfurbix

Holy shit that person is totally masterfurbix!
by ben elliott June 22, 2008
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Chef Masterful

The most legendary of all chefs, of such unfathomable power and skill non could ever dream of reaching. It is said after eating one of the dishes created by chef masterful, one commits suicide because of the knowledge that they will never taste such exquisiteness again because of the scarcity of dishes made.
You see the new dish by chef masterful? Makes me as hungry as a starving african child.
by Kinflir January 27, 2017
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