masterdate

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

Masterhate

To violently hate punch your penis while u masterbate!

Jim was so lonely after his girlfriend left him for a other guy, he started masterhate himself on every occaision.

by Matc584 August 23, 2011

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

Masterrace

An individual that games on computers, or switched to computers as their primary gaming fix. They will normally brag about how switching to PCs has improved their lives so much, or how it is better than what console peasants have to work with. Most build their own systems, and can brag about that as well.

Man, Did you find out what those new exclusive titles for the ps4?
Jimmy: Nah, I am part of the masterrace, I got steam. I don't need it

by Timmy_ May 13, 2018

Masterfafer

One that fingers his anus hole for his own pleasure or for the right price

Charlie is a daily masterfafer.

by RoRo1234 March 3, 2008

MASTERBATERIFIC

damn sexy

you are damn sexy if you're MASTERBATERIFIC

by Pianochiick December 18, 2010

masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

by Grim January 20, 2005