Douche Bag Mafia

A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.

Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!

"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"

"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"

Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!

by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011

manfinist

Male version of feminist; advocates for men

Dave's such a manfinist!!! He pointed out that men make up the majority of homeless people and suicide victims.

by tomorrowtomorrow June 3, 2013

Swedish House Mafia

A collaboration of the insanely talented Axwell, Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso, and formerly Eric Prydz. Music not to be played quietly.

"One" by Swedish House Mafia just got re-released.

by LMRLANCS1 August 5, 2010

The Mascio

Complete and total shitshow of the evening. The guy who is unable to make it to the party due to extreme intoxication thus resulting in vomiting on girls multiple times.

Guy One: "Hey man, did Nick make it to the party last night?"

Guy Two: "No brah, he was The Mascio and ended up puking all over that one girl and her friend."

by steezin' crew May 13, 2011

blue hair mafia

Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)

I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

manfine

Used to clarify a woman's statement that everything is fine, as this generally indicates that there is actually something wrong. When said by a man, fine can be taken as everything is all right, but when a woman says fine, this clarification is necessary to determine her true feelings.

Man: Is there something wrong?
Woman: I'm fine.
Man: Are you manfine or are you pissed at me?

by 01000101 June 19, 2010

Masciarelli

Name for bad ass Italian hottie. Naturally a smart ass. Never lets anyone use as door mat. Always loyal and true to people. The best person to have your back. Honest and bad ass.

Can excel at wit and has ass to back it. Never argues a point unless knows they will win. Always gets what they want. Aggressive, demanding and brutally honest. Loyal.

Did you see her body? That is some Masciarelli looking babe!

Better behave or I will get all Masciarelli on you!

by dagobitch May 16, 2011