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Marvel Boner 

Getting an erection before, during and after watching “Avengers - Infinity War” and keeping it hard by rewatchng all Marvel movies just to go see the movie again.
Dude! I’m so stoked to go see the new Avengers movie “Avengers - Infinity wars” that I’ve had a Marvel Boner for days! Let’s go watch it, you’ll see what I mean!
Marvel Boner by Toonis May 31, 2018

marvel.and.things 

Wow! I just LOVE marvel.and.things! She's the greatest person to ever live!

marvel.tears 

marvel.tears Is a non-famous nice girl from the east coast area😩 She is beautiful, courageous, very smart, kind, and selfless. Therefore she is better than you in all ways. If you disagree burn in a fire😜🙄💅💔
marvel.tears Is from the east coast area

marvel.tears Is the best mutual

Marvel vs. Capcom 3 

Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds (MvC3)

After ten long years of waiting, Capcom gives this sequel, available on PS3 and Xbox 360. Semi-popular because it has many new characters but so many popular characters from its predecessors cut out.

New 3-D graphics with classic 3-on-3 fighting system like MvC2, with inky shading and cross-hatching effects to look like a living comic book. Also uses a TvC-Style control scheme with a button for light, one for medium, and one for heavy attacks along with one universal launcher button. You can tap the assist button to call for the assigned character (Partner 1 or P1 and Partner 2 or P2 respectively) and hold down either button to switch out. A new feature added is X-Factor, which really comes in handy, restores your health with additional attack and speed boost. The final boss on this one is Galactus who plans on devouring the two worlds of Marvel and Capcom for nourishment. You'll fight two boss villains picked at random first, then you fight Galactus, and he takes up the whole right side of the screen.

Otherwise, this game is great, and if you're waiting for more DLC characters, have faith, and take every MvC3-related announcement with a grain of salt.
Guy 1: Duuuuude. I just picked up Marvel vs. Capcom 3 today. It's totally awesome with new graphics and stuff. Wanna come over and play?

Guy 2: Yeah, man I'll be there soon!

Guy 1: Are you ready....to continue the saga?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, I'm pumped!

Guy 2: (A veteran MvC player looks at character roster with all named 38 characters in it) Man, where's Venom? and Strider Hiryu? and........NO MEGA MAN!? Come on! What a ripoff! OH YEAH, let Magneto, Storm, and Sentinel back in, but.........OMG! There's AMATERASU! and VIEWTIFUL JOE! and DEADPOOL! YESSSS! THAT'S A WIN! WOW! EVEN ZERO AND DANTE ARE HERE!

Guy 1: Glad to see you like the new set of characters. Don't worry the characters you named might get released as DLC.

Guy 2: Yeah, like that'll happen anytime soon. Well, I don't really care anymore, let's just play.

Guy 1: (Down to last character, activates X-Factor which is at this point level 3 and wins the match) I knew I'd win with that.

Guy 2: This feature was TOTALLY needed on MvC2 especially with all the balance issues it had. You had to be really good to do that back then.

Guy 1: Yeah, no foolin'.

marvel muscles 

The attempt to workout so that you sculpt your body like a Marvel superhero. You lift heavy weights and eat a lot of protein to get the shredded look. Marvel, superhero, muscles, workout, lift weights, train, exercise, shredded, pump iron, gym, fitness
You're in here every day Travis, you really put in the time. Yeah man, I am determined to get shredded and look like my favorite superhero Thor. I want those Marvel muscles.
marvel muscles by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016

Marvel Breakdown 

When an MCU fan has a breakdown over the latest movie release.

Symptoms include:
-Seclusion
-Hysterical crying
-Rambling about the movie
-Further obsession with Marvel
"When Peter Parker died in Infinity War I had a Marvel Breakdown"
Marvel Breakdown by sGWen October 4, 2018