married sex

generally performed first thing in the morning before work starts and anyone is awake. sneak out to kitchen, turn lights on, start kettle boiling so as to make noise to act as the alibi proving you are in the kitchen, sneak very softly to the toilet an crank the shit outta yourself, sneak back out to kitchen then walk loudly back to toilet and piss loudly to give you a legitimate reason to be flushing toilet.

(alarm goes of) *beep beep beep*
(think to yourself) "hmmm....another piss fat. time for married sex"

by screaming axe wound February 6, 2010

MMC (Married Man Crush)

Having a fantasy/crush on a married man, whom you suspect is sexually attracted to you, but you know he won't actually leave his wife, so it's kinda safe. And fun.

I have an MMC (Married Man Crush) on my sexy neighbor, but he's totally married.

by MiaMya February 1, 2010

marriedtosulli

From felixsaustralianaccent to jonghyunsunicornboxers, to sullidamelio and now marriedtosulli.A Kpop Multi Stan from Bulgaria. Very attractive. Has a gf.Pan.Very funny. Simp for Sunmi. Loves Hyuna. Writes on wattpad and has a addiction to the app.

Person A: Hey did you see marriedtosulli's new post?

Person B: YEESSSS stan Sana

by someonewhoateurfoot December 30, 2020

marriedtosulli

They went from felixsaustralianaccent to jonghyunsunicornboxers, then to sullidamelio and now marriedtosulli. A kpop tiktoker. Multi stan.Has a gf. Very attractive. The funniest person alive. Pan. Simp for Sunmi.Loves Hyuna. Writes stories on wattpad and has a addiction to the app.

Person A: Hey did you see marriedtosulli's new video?

Person B: YES! OFC! Stan Sana! Shy shy shy

by someonewhoateurfoot December 30, 2020

Marred

Heavy west london slang originates from somalis and arabs in west. Means when something or someone is moving mad or tapped.

Pronounced- Ma Reddd with a arab/somali accent

Man 1 - yo why is adz backin out his shank on the main road

Man 2 - hes movin marred

- did u just eat that burger that fell on the floor? Ur mareeeeeed

by UkNyc December 3, 2022

office married

two people who work together that spend inordinate amount of time together outside of the office.

sharing a cubicle, going to the bathroom together, smoking together, and going to lunch together.

"john and bob are always hanging out together. its like their office married."

by johnandbob October 22, 2009

married and separated

IN BRIEF: Married and keep to self.

NOTE: Married and separated DOES NOT MEAN married but separated. It simply means you are married, but when you're away from spouse, you don't bother anybody.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 10, 2009