Markishnish

1. can be a dick, has a dick, is a dick
2. guy who can be ridiculously funny, in a non funny way
3. good friend, even though he is a dick!

stop being sucha markish!

by katie xoxo December 13, 2004

Markism

The greatest religion on Earth. You seem surprised, but how can the only religion where the God actually existed be judged as being bad? Whatsmore, the God and Devil are good friends, and go drinking together frequently. Only in a World this shitty can the most evil and most good benevolent beings be bosom pals. In fact, I am informed they are more than just good friends.... Sign up today!

Markism: God and the Devil looked into each others eyes. They could both tell the other wanted them, but both were to afraid to make the first move. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, the Devil leaned in....
Moral: Homosexuality and religion can successfully coexist.

by Chilly in Havana May 25, 2006

marakesh kebab

the marakesh kebab is a relative of the alabama hotpocket. it is the act of shitting in the urethra of a man. thus creating the illusion of a kebab filled with beef. the first recorded occurance of a marakesh kebab was in the back of a BA falcon on the way to a hungry jacks.

i felt a little dirty giving barry a marakesh kebab, but i had to go and he wanted it so bad.

by seanpb March 20, 2007

maranis

A very beautiful girl. She might have alot of acne but she's still everyones woman crush. She can sing but hides that talent. She can dance. But most of all shes a lovely person.

I want me a Maranis.

by yourmom500 May 1, 2016

Maraki

A great friend, fun to hangout with, and has a serious attitude when given any constructive criticism.

"Maraki was giving me serious attitude"

by Hxnchey December 1, 2021

Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais the coffee bitch , the alpaca , cutest heart robber with his adorable baby smile and a cute player *in a good way* according to the other members;
"He's been on A lot of dates and when I say, I mean A LOT" - Daniel Seavey

"Jonah probably be the biggest player I'll ever meet" - Jack Avery
"I've been on 4 dates with them" - Zach Herron
Btw, I think Jonah's pet peeve is when someone slurps too loud while drinking? Coz he wasn't okay when Daniel did that in 'Pop Buzz's 'Why Don't We' vs The Tower Of Truth' video.
Tatum Dahl a.k.a Tate might be his gf tho, they're datingg and their shipname is 'Jatum'.
You know what they say about men with big shoes ;)

Anyways , Jonah's nicknames are Hoenah , Jojo , Yonah and a.k.a , the table breaker.
"I'm quite the sex object" - Jonah Marais

"Jonah Marais is daddy af omg, his shoe size is huge too, a whole combo"

by Mrs.Herron<3 December 23, 2019

Markakis

Greek term for defecation.

Kevin urged Luke to pull into the rest area so he could take a Markakis.

by Tuohyboy May 15, 2008