ostrich maneuver

The Ostrich Maneuver is the state of a person burying their head to avoid any given situation, much like an Ostrich covers it's head to avoid danger.

Ostrich's bury their heads based on the simplicity, "if I can't see them, they can't see me". People pulling the Ostrich Maneuver commonly figure the same.

Generally the Ostrich Maneuver is a person's last line of defence, given it's failure rate.

Ted didn't do his homework, so today in Math class, he pulled the Ostrich Maneuver by hiding his head under the desk. Unfortunately his teacher saw his backside up in the air and found him effortlessly.

by Jaydias August 1, 2008

Brady Maneuver

First introduced in ancient times by a Brady Bunch episode, the Brady maneuver is a cheesy and not-so sly way for someone (usually a guy) make a first move while watching a movie or TV. The guy pretends to yawn and stretch, then lets an arm fall on their date's shoulder.

Two awkwardly nerdy things happened to me last night. One, a guy tried hitting on me while we watched Adult Swim cartoons. Two, he actually pulled the Brady Maneuver.

by C_Orriana March 22, 2009

Manther Maneuver

When one puts one’s arms around their significant other with a complete 90 degree lock of the arms and without actually touching them in an awkward and uncomfortable fashion

I heard lucas pulled a Manther Maneuver on lia. they didn’t go out after that

by Dongmaster1106 November 1, 2017

cock lock maneuver

When a man is about to pull out of a woman's vagina because he doesn't want to get her pregnant and the woman then wraps her legs around the mans waist and forces the man's penis inside of her repeatedly until he cums; usually causing pregnancy.

Guy#1: Dude I heard you and Cassandra in the bedroom last night sounded like you guys had a good time.

Guy#2: I don't want to talk about it....

Guy#1: Why?

Guy#2: She pulled the cock lock maneuver on me...

Guy#1: Wow.... sorry....

by J Man123 November 6, 2013

The Breadstick Maneuver

The tactical act of munching down cloves of raw garlic prior to engaging in oral sex, with intentions of giving the man super stink dick and scaring away any future potential females (if the female is of higher noble status she may top off the blowjob with a clove of fresh basil and a murmuring of the words "les bijoux de famille")

I had this clairvoyance that Chad was fooling around with other woman behind my back, so I pulled the Breadstick Maneuver.

by CF19 January 25, 2019

pit maneuver

During a car pursuit, the pursuing car will ram the running car's back wheel (either right or left) and turn slightly, causing the running car to spin out. Usually done by police.

Cop 1: He's going into a school zone, what do we do!!!
Cop 2: We're going to have to end this, I'm going to pit (short for pit maneuver) him

by Zyzy December 14, 2015

Ryan Mitchell Maneuver

A maneuver where you drive your car down a railroad track while a train is approaching. Immediately followed by jumping out of the vehicle and letting the train hit it to stop the train from advancing.

"Oh no, he's using the Ryan Mitchell Maneuver!"

"Shit, do I look high enough to pull off a Ryan Mitchell Maneuver?"

by TheDrifter101 December 27, 2019