Manchu'd

Getting royally fucked over. It could be CPP duty in the Ville on a payday weekend or getting extended in the field for six weeks in the middle of a South Korean winter... bend over, because you just got screwed by the Manchu Penis.

Private Joe: "Sergeant Smith jacked up the ammo count so we have to go back out to the range on Saturday and police up brass in the snow."

Private Snuffy: "But the whole Squad's going to Seoul this weekend."

Private Joe: "Yeah, we totally got Manchu'd."

by Trailkiller250 March 17, 2011

Manchurian Headstand

The act of using a bottle as an anal alcohol injector. An empty glass bottle (usually a beer bottle) is lubricated at the neck (usually with vaseline) and a quantity of hard licor is poured into the bottle. The end of the bottle is then inserted into the anus, and the person does a head-stand, or inclines the body, so that the alcohol flows into the rectum, where it will be absorbed more quickly, and effectively.

Dude. Nikos, Gaurav, Oliv' and Jahawi all did manchurian headstands last night. After two shots of rum, they were all drunk off their asses. Literally.

by Michael L Smith October 3, 2006

Mancheddar Delight

1. A creamy and delicious meal made purely of semen.

2 Dick Cheese Transudated skin oils and moisture that can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the female vulva area.

"I am going to make you eat my mancheddar delight"

Husband: "What would like to eat tonight honey?"
Wife: "I would love a serving of mancheddar delight!"

"I am going to take a shower and scrub this mancheddar off."

by TheRagingMonkey August 25, 2006

poon manchu

Is when a girl shaves only the top of her pubic hair and leaves the hair on the lips to grow long. Supposed to resemble a fu manchu.

Brett- Dude, this chick I was with last night had a poon manchu!!

Phil- God, that's disgusting!!

by BNRI September 1, 2009

No manches

Mexican Castellano idiom for stop kidding around, " don't jerk my chain ", No Way or whatever.

"No manches, are you really going to cross the border illegally?"

by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005

no manches

Literally means, "don't stain". but its metaphoric meaning is somewhat like saying "stop kidding" or "are you serious?(rhetorically speaking)"

Ryan: Dude, my girlfriend slapped me in the face before i broke up with her.

Omar: no manches dude.

Ryan: true story.

by Paras Nuevo Leon April 28, 2009

mancherry

A recepient man's anal virginity. Taken from the concept that first anal intercourse is always (at least initially) painful.

He went to jail and got his mancherry popped.

Tony turned 18, went out to Stud and got his mancherry popped.

by Haar October 21, 2008