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magnificent 7

when at a bar with 6 friends and its time leave for whatever reason and one, many or all of your party is displeased with the service of the bar staff a magnificent 7 may be called.
this requires all 7 people to urinate into a pint glass. next place a bar coaster over the top of the glass, tip the glass upside down and place onto the bar. the coaster is then removed leaving the air locked urine in the glass.
the beauty of the magnificent 7 is that once a glass has been removed by the bar staff the urine will cover the bar and staff and after which the bar staff will realize there is still another 6 glasses to remove.
person a; hey man did you go out last night?
person b; yeah mate just went down the local with the boys!
person a; ohh yeah how was it?
person b; yeah not to bad heyy, davvo wasnt to happy with the bartender so he called a magnificent 7, poor girl think it was he first night on the job
by payno/allroundsickbloke May 26, 2010
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Most-Magnificantist

It's almost impossible to describe all that is known of this sacred word is it means more then mostest.
I love you the Most-Magnificantist means you love someone more than loving them just the mostest.
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Magnetically High

The direct result of smoking a marijuana cigarette that uses a rolled up metro ticket (or other material containing a magnetic strip) as its crutch.
Stoner 1: Hey man, last night was crazy... I don't remember anything other than laughing and when we met that guy dressed as a clown in the subway.
Stoner 2: Yeah shit went down... it always does when you get magnetically high....
by Parisian Green May 8, 2012
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Magnificent Bastard

Usually a male, of middle to upper class society known to be unsympathetic and condecending by nature. A justified self righteous attitude. An individual most love to hate, but feel strangely drawn toward.
MB's are often but not always recognized for thier taste for and indulge in luxurys such as beautiful women, cars, cigars, jewlery etc.
Golfer:You Magnificent Bastard! You scored a hole in one. Thats amazing!

MB: I know. Too bad you'll never know what it's like.
by Salacious C January 30, 2008
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magnificante

(adj)

origin: from the spanish words "magnifico" and "picante", meaning magnificent and spicy respectively.

meaning: magnificent and spicy
Good guacamole is magnificante!
by God's Little Helper January 5, 2013
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magnifisandwich

A sandwich so good a new word had to be made to describe it.
Wow! This sandwich isn't just great, it's magnifisandwich!!
by Heffry September 3, 2010
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Magnifico Blowers

Blowers of a magnificent stature. Usually given by females of oriental heritage.
Man1: Man lets get some hookers.
Man2: The girl on the corner of Constance and Beverly gives magnifico blowers.
by Nugz McAddleworth March 13, 2005
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