explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

murderclown

See: Doug Ford, Ontario, Canada

Doug Ford is a murderclown.
Murderclown alert!

by darkpenguin_efb March 27, 2021

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives

by mvyb October 8, 2020

aks murderer

Someone who repeatedly butchers the English language by mis-pronouncing "ask" as "aks"

Guy walks up to a store clerk: "I went down to the men's department to aks where the kicks were but he said to aks another associate so I'm aksing you."

Store clerk: What was it you wanted to ASK me?

Guy: "Where the shoes at?"

Store clerk:"2nd floor against the back wall."

Guy:"Aight"

Store clerk (thinking to self):"What a fucking aks murderer."

by Ben Chott July 22, 2009

Murder

A hobby that kills time along with its victims in the process.

"So, what's your favorite hobby?"

"Murder."

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

Murder porn

Crime shows that depict real events, usually homicides. Especially popular with middle-aged married people.

Nightmare in Suburbia is some top notch murder porn!

by Ella LaBella May 12, 2015

dramatical murder

The best Boy's Love game you will ever play. The main character being Aoba. Where there are 5 other love interest you can pick from. While there are 5 routes that can lead to love. There are 5 routes that can lead to disaster/destruction. A very popular yaoi game ^.^

Melanie:" Have you ever played Dramatical Murder? "
Amber: "No but i like the anime !"
Melanie:" Really -_-"

by *Sly Blue* November 27, 2014