mortar strike

multiple shits

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

Ohio Mortar

When you shove a avocado seed in a girl's loose asshole and fuck the shit out of her and than she farts it out and you leave

I gave a drug addict a Ohio Mortar and that seed went flying.

by Titty monster January 12, 2023

cum mortar

When you girl is riding you , and you are about to cum. She gets off your dick and jacks you and holds your dick at the right angle to make you shoot your load on you face ..

When she was done riding my dick, she cum mortared my face with my hot load.

by Hotttddoogg October 12, 2023

Mortard

Half retard and Half moron

Rose stop being a mortard!

by Lukey's fairytale February 7, 2015

mortar

When a women farts and it is very loud and smelly

Did you hear that?
Yeah, that bitch let out a mortar.

by LIAM CURRAN January 6, 2005

Martard

An aspiting martyr who is so retarded that he claims only his own life in pursuit of killing others.

That suicide bomber who killed himself in Stockholm was a total martard!

by Joe the Plumber 123 December 14, 2010

Mortard

A spectacular combination of "moron" and "retard". Used only to describe the lowest of human filth. If you're called a mortard, you are basically worthless in the eyes of humanity. Originally created by the legendary J-dog F.

Joe: If I put a banana in water, will it explode?
Mike: Jesus you are a fucking Mortard.
Joe: Oh.

by SpectreLegion May 10, 2016