shawn mendes

literally one of the hottest men alive with an amazing singing voice. his fucking BACK MUSCLES??? HIS HANDSSSS???? ARE YOU KIDDING??? camila is one lucky duck. i’m not a fan of camila, but i thank her for making shawn happy. anyways, stream wonder for clear skin😜

shawn mendes is literally such a daddy.

have you listened to that new shawn mendes song?

by mr.coochlord October 13, 2020

shawn mendes

quite literally the worlds most fucking disgusting man ever seen, looks like a literal toad and sounds like a mouse. is also very fucking ugly looks like a pile of shit

"oh em gheee, is that shawn mendes?"
"i swear to fucking hell I'll rip his eyes out."

by james potters hot husband January 3, 2022

Shawn Mendes

Singer with the voice of an angle
The hottest and most muscular man alive.
Absolutely irresistible in Calvin Klein underwear.

Don’t touch his jawline, you will loose your hand. It’s too sharp.
His neck vain is always popping.

WARNING: YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE ATTENDING A CONCERT OF THIS GODDESS.

Symptoms may include: severe PCD en intense mental breakdowns.

I’m going to ask Shawn Mendes to marry me.

by Alin Lakefelt March 20, 2019

Dirty Mendes

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of giving a girl a cum moustache, you cover her whole body with cum. The Dirty Mendes is named after Alex, the hairiest kid at Holy Trinity.

Alex wanted to go to prom with Amanda so he could give her a Dirty Mendes at the after party.

by HT Titan June 24, 2005

Shawn Mendes

The best person ever! You look at him and immediately fall in love :p

Shawn Mendes is sooo cute! Did you see his new Instagram post

by Zyxwv April 9, 2019

Shawn Mendes

Closeted homosexual or obviously Gay.

He’s clearly like Shawn Mendes.

by It’s true bitches October 24, 2018

Shawn Mendes

A male that every girl dreams of having and most likely ruin your relationships with girls. He is a waste of time to listen to I would rather be listening to dogs pooping on my floor.

Oh look its shawn mendes. He is a waste of time to listen to and he stole my girl what a cunt.

by Tsm fable February 5, 2019